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Thread: ANTM3 Ep. 4 Recap: The Certain Bitch Who Stole My Crystals

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    "After a creepy, crime-scene-looking, lead-in photo of Tyra ("it puts the denim on its skin or else it gets the hose again"), it's elimination time. In the evening, the girls appear before Tyra, Janice D., Nigel, a solo Nolé (Empress Minnie must be vaca), and special guest judges, Heatherette. Miss J. is also present to administer the girls' test for the evening. Tonight, they will have to walk in shoes two sizes too small, wearing an ugly, Pepto Bismol pink dress. "

    Great recap. Loved the judges facial reactions and comments this time as they watched the girls try to walk. Where was Empress Minnie? I love her. I need her. Nole seemed so lonely - until Toccara's boobs showed up. Loved the "heels" comments about Norelle's experience with them. Why didn't they just eliminate Kristi and Jennipher! Both deserved to go.
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    Kelle was acting so different. I mean during the arguement she was saying
    "Does anyone have any glasses?" while they are in the middle of it. She never once said anything about the situation. And then we hear her in a confessional talking as if she won the damn contest. i think it may be her that is taking people's stuff.
    And she always acts shock when she looks at her photos. And its like she always wants to say "people tell me i look sexy on a daily basis"
    she just can't take it in and improve.
    I was pretty mad at the fact they did this little "fashion show" if you may call it at a club. And having the runway a different shape didn't really change it.
    And the music was like stripping music. I couldn't see how they could be so high fashion in such an athmosphere. It just looked like they were all suppose to be acting like strippers with that end pole. And how can people see the clothes when it was SO dark. No photographers either. I mean if though this was for the sake of the show only. They should have the photoshoots in Heatherette clothes.
    That just reminds me of the Garden of Eden shoot from the clothes Norelle was wearing. Very sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowsMeOver
    Also, more fuzzily pixellated toplessness (plus one bottom) than a Girls Gone Wild infomercial (but thankfully, fewer "Woos"--why must everyone scream "Woo" whenever they flash titty? But I digress).

    garbed in a Hot-for-Teacher ensemble replete with prim blouse, pencil skirt, and shiny apple.

    Lesson two involves being swathed in diaphanous fabrics to work on emoting "grace and elegance." I just love your turn of phrase.

    Jennipher is up first, and clomps through in a creepy Carmen Miranda meets Power Puff Girls ensemble like she's walking through a field of mud;

    ello, earth to Kristi, there is a 99.97% chance that these guys are as gay as the day is long and are therefore not at all interested in what exists beneath your skirt--unless the rumors are true and there is, in fact, a penis up there, Miss Girl with Something Extra.
    I'm going to quit now before I quote the whole recap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjDeluxay
    Kelle was acting so different. I mean during the arguement she was saying
    "Does anyone have any glasses?" while they are in the middle of it. She never once said anything about the situation. And then we hear her in a confessional talking as if she won the damn contest. i think it may be her that is taking people's stuff.
    And she always acts shock when she looks at her photos. And its like she always wants to say "people tell me i look sexy on a daily basis"
    she just can't take it in and improve.
    I was pretty mad at the fact they did this little "fashion show" if you may call it at a club. And having the runway a different shape didn't really change it.
    And the music was like stripping music. I couldn't see how they could be so high fashion in such an athmosphere. It just looked like they were all suppose to be acting like strippers with that end pole. And how can people see the clothes when it was SO dark. No photographers either. I mean if though this was for the sake of the show only. They should have the photoshoots in Heatherette clothes.
    That just reminds me of the Garden of Eden shoot from the clothes Norelle was wearing. Very sexy.
    You make it sound like Kelle has a split personality. Hmm...
    As for the Heatherette show, was it just me or did the song playing just have some woman saying "Porn Star" over and over again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Oh, "Kristi", considering all the speculation over your gender, that comment is rich.

    Regarding Kristi, J. feels that she looks "dead," and in training tells her, "You are serving a big, steaming bowl of nothing." Funny, isn't that what Cassie ordered at dinner last week?

    Lesson trois involves big ol' "I Love Lucy" headdresses, "the most awfullest things to wear in the world," according to Jennipher, who clearly was snoozing through her grammar class in Pocatello.

    Finally, Kristi tromps out, fretting over all the guys below "that can totally see up my skirt." Hello, earth to Kristi, there is a 99.97% chance that these guys are as gay as the day is long and are therefore not at all interested in what exists beneath your skirt--unless the rumors are true and there is, in fact, a penis up there, Miss Girl with Something Extra.

    Ann (who is starting to scare me in a "redrum" kind of way) tells Jennipher, in so many bleeps, to shut up while she's talking, then Jennipher violently pushes her out of the way--I guess that's the problem with one long narrow hallway, or perhaps the genius...Could the art directors have anticipated all the bumping and shoving in here? "Don't ever touch me again or you will get knocked out," Ann threatens. "I'd like to see that," Jennipher spits back. So would we, Jennipher, so would we.

    Estrogen is at a rolling boil by the time Amanda recreates "the bump" for Yaya, and then starts crying over the loss of her crystals, "the thing that means the most to me, and takes away my negativity." All I can say is, I don't know how well those things have been working for you in the first place, you might want to get your money back. The whole house needs a major cleansing, so I suggest getting some huge, industrial-sized crystals instead.

    Norelle is so comfortable topless, she shakes her chi-chi's for the world to see. "I love my boobs," she proclaims, proudly displaying her exhibitionist tendencies; proving that she really does take emulating Paris Hilton seriously.
    Another excellent recap Snowy, it wouldn't be the same without your recaps!

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    I really liked your recap - you were a tadddd hard on Kristi (everyone lighten up she's beautiful, a big chin doesn't make her a man), but I like the way you write.

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    Anyone else wondering why there was no closure on the whole "theft" thing? Sure, Amanda found her crystals, but what happened to her clothes, jewelry, and money?

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    Maybe Cassie ate and purged them.

    (Don't mean to offend, but that's the second BIG EVENT that they've swept under the rug.)

    I'm tempted to think that just like the crystals, she found that she'd stashed them somewhere else.
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    Thats because neither one of the things are true. Cassies ED or anyone stealing Amanda's things.

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    then why did cassie say she did? just curious.

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