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    Quote Originally Posted by Frostelized
    ANTM meets Playing it Straight - 12 of ANTM's photographers, make-up artists, and clothing people all vy to win a date with a beautiful woman. Among the men the lucky woman gets to choose is Jay Manuel, Nigel Barker, Nole Marin, and Tony Michaels. The thing is... some of the men are straight, and some gay!! Will she be able to figure it out??
    So if she picks a straight guy, she get's a modeling contract and a diva fierce boy friend... if she picks the gay guy HE get's the modeling contract... The only problem is I think it would be way too easy... a few lap dances from April and the only man left "standing" would be Nigel


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    Quote Originally Posted by eldee
    Straight Man for the Model Plan. The straight guys try to make up, dress, and style the models before they go out for their ultimate shoot. Who will win?



    Yes, they could teach the models how to belch, watch TV with one hand down their pants and the other on their beer, slap other girls on the butt, walk the runway like truck drivers, and dress in baggy clothes to hide their bellies... get the Queer Eyes pronto!

    Can you imagine? Instead of "Girl, you walked like you was on crack", "Walk like it's for sale and the rent is due tonight"

    we'd get

    "Umm, walk in a straight line and don't fall off the runway", "That was a good walk, you didn't fall"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookipichu
    They should have outtakes just like American Idol... Showing the models who just don't quite get it, or have what it takes

    (Tyra in a British Accent)
    "Last year I described someone as being the worst model in America, I think you are possibly the worst model in the world"

    "Do you have a runway coach? What's his name? Okay. Do you have a lawyer? You should sue that coach for giving you that horrendous horse gallop you call a walk"

    "That was an extraordinary photo... extraordinarly BAD"


    ....please, I can't be the only poster who watches every reality tv show, I must be forgetting some good shows that would meld with ANTM


    Tyra: *in fake british accent* Now I don't mean to be rude, but-

    Tyra: *in fake british accent* I think you're very pretty.

    Modelwonnabe: *grins from ear to ear* Thank-

    Tyra: *in fake british accent* Pretty awful.

    Tyra: *in fake british accent* Now don't take this personally, but-

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    Oh my goodness. This thread had me in tears! What about ANTM meets House of Dreams? Top models must build a house and not break their nails or ruin their hair. (Did Camille really just "drop" that paintbrush on Catie's head?)

    ANTM + The Apprentice. Trump: "you're fired. But here's my number, call me."
    Shaken, not stirred.

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    ANTM meets American Gladiators - April takes a giant pogo stick and nails Jay Manuel in the groin "Was that too analytical for you?" ... April tackles Stephen Fairchild to the ground, slaps his face one way, then the other then scissors his neck "How do you like my legs now?"... Eric *Mr. Tibbles* Nicholson vainly tries to scamper up a rock wall and breaks a nail, April pulls him down and shakes him like a rag doll, "How's that for showing some emotion? Eat my raw emotion you girly-man"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookipichu
    2. ANTM meets Joe Millionaire - the girls claw their way to the top only to discover, *gasp* the modeling contract is worthless
    Quote Originally Posted by Gucci-N-MyPucci
    Well...
    hey gucci where's the rest?

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    ANTM Factor. I can picture it now.

    JAY MANUEL: Come on in girls, it's time for your first challenge. You'll all have to eat three Madagascar hissing- wait, where's Shandi?

    HEATHER: *shrugs* Last time I saw her, some Italian guy had his tongue down her throat.

    JAY: Heather, it says in you contracts that you're NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK during the show. I'm sorry, you've been disqualified.

    HEATHER: *leaves wordlessly*

    JAY: Anyways, you have to eat three Mada-

    APRIL: *raises her hand* Excuse me, Jay?

    JAY: Yes, April?

    APRIL: I've done some calcuations, and there are over 263,493 ways this challenge could turn out. None of them in my favour. I'm afraid I'll have to quit.

    JAY: Wow, you really are analytical. OK, you can leave, I suppose.

    APRIL: *breaks down into sobs* But I'm not used to losing!

    *everyone else takes a step back*

    JAY: Ahem, anyways, you have to ea- WHERE'S ANNA?

    SARA: Yo, she couldn't come. Something about being Christ-like.

    JAY: You know, at this point, I really don't care.

    *At this point, BETHANY topples forward, and, propelled by the gravity of her chest, lands in a tank of sharks that was intended for the final stunt. She doesn't come back out.*

    MERCEDES: This really isn't working out well.

    JAY: *talking over her* You'll have to eat three Madagascar hissing cockroaches, and you have to do it in this FABULOUS designer brand clothing. *produces a series of faux futuristic bikinis that look unnecessarily uncomfortable*.

    YOANNA: Ooo! This is so exciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiting!

    *everyone takes another step back*

    CATIE: I can't do it! It's too much pressure! *begins to sob violently. MERCEDES consoles her.*

    MERCEDES: You can do it.

    CATIE: No! I'm. Going.To. *sob* Fall. To. My. Death. *runs out of the warehouse sobbing and snotting*

    JAY: Can we start the stunt? OK. First, would everyone form a lineup? *The girls line up and approach an amusement park "You must be this tall" sign set at 5'8"* Oh, I'm sorry, Jenascia. You fall just short of the mark.

    JENASCIA: Why does this always happen to me? *two burly guards come and drag her out of the warehouse*

    JAY: Okay. Looks like it's down to Yoanna, Mercedes, Sara, Xiomara and Camille. Which is odd, since the first stunt hasn't even started yet. Why don't we start with you, Sar-

    *SARA lies unconscious on the floor. The complicated designer clothing has some how strangled her. A man in a white coat drags her off screen.*

    JAY: I mean, why don't we start with Mercedes?

    *MERCEDES completes the task flawlessly, and looks spectacular doing it.*

    JAY: Mercedes, that was outstanding, but when that drip of cockroach bile was dribbling down your cheek, the judges thought it was a bit too.... commercial. We're sorry, you've been eliminated.

    MERCEDES: Aw, shucks! That's not good! *skips merrily off the set*

    JAY: She needs some depressants. OK, Yoanna, you're next.

    *YOANNA completes it extremely well, and with gusto.*

    JAY: That was great and all... but you're a size two. And that's a bit of a plus size in this industry.

    YOANNA: Bu- I lost forty five pounds!

    JAY: And here you are gorging on cockroaches! You should be ashamed of yourself! I think you have an eating disorder.

    CAMILLE: She does, but don't tell her I said that.

    YOANNA: I'm right here!

    CAMILLE: Um, um, um.... Mercedes has lupus!

    JAY: What?

    CAMILLE: And Xiomara has the plague!

    XIOMARA: Hey!

    JAY: Wow, you really are a b****.

    XIOMARA: Oh, it's on! *her eyes bug out of her head, and she punches CAMILLE in the mouth*

    JAY: No physical contact! I'm sorry, Xiomara, you're disqualified.

    *XIOMARA's eyes bug out further and her head spins around. An exorcist arrives and escorts her out*

    YOANNA: That explains why she started to melt when I threw holy water on her.

    JAY: You threw holy water on her?

    YOANNA: Oh, I throw holy water on everything.

    JAY: O....kay. Camille, it's all on your shoulders.

    CAMILLE: I can't. My lips are all swollen from when Xiomara punched me.

    JAY: Just do it!

    CAMILLE: Fine, fine. But I'm a trooper for even attempting it.

    *CAMILLE inexplicably begins to vogue while eating her cockroach.*

    JAY: I'm afraid Yoanna did it quicker than you.

    YOANNA: Looks like Ivory beat Ebony.

    CAMILLE: I did well, considering I was named America's Next Top Model back in 2004.

    JAY: What the-

    CAMILLE: -After my signature walk made me famous. I then became a famous actress, who was known for her brilliant adlibs.

    JAY: Camille, we're going to call a doctor.

    CAMILLE: But I am a doctor. Or I will be. After all, you can be in medical school and modelling at the same time. I proved that, even though I only came in third. My friend Adrianne once said-

    YOANNA: *to JAY* She thinks she's Elyse.

    CAMILLE: -And then I hosted the Apprentice, a competition to determine the newest employee to my conglomerate. But that was only after I became America's Sweetheart by forging a touching bond with Rodger in the Outback.

    JAY: She appears to be channeling various reality show personalities.

    CAMILLE: -But it all started with my winning America's Next Top Model 2004. Thanks to my signature walk.

    *CAMILLE explodes and several howling evil spirits fly out of her remains and into the atmosphere.*

    JAY: Well, Yoanna. You're the only one left. It looks like you win, and fear is not a factor for you.

    YOANNA: Oh, this has always been my dream! When I was a little girl, I always used to make my Barbies eat goat intestines and...

    *fade to black*


    But that's just my interpretation.

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    Oh my, that's hilarious... Brilliant.

    Camille and Yoanna are portrayed so believeably. My favorite parts:

    "JAY: Mercedes, that was outstanding, but when that drip of cockroach bile was dribbling down your cheek, the judges thought it was a bit too.... commercial."

    "*XIOMARA's eyes bug out further and her head spins around. An exorcist arrives and escorts her out*
    YOANNA: That explains why she started to melt when I threw holy water on her.
    JAY: You threw holy water on her?
    YOANNA: Oh, I throw holy water on everything."

    "YOANNA: Oh, this has always been my dream! When I was a little girl, I always used to make my Barbies eat goat intestines and..."



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    ANTM meets My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee - Tyra, Nigel, Janice, Eric and Jay must band together using their respective skills to help someone win a modeling contract.. the only catch is *gasp* the model is really an... actress!! Someone so completely obnoxious, arrogant and witchy that it makes their efforts fail in hilarious hijinks. We (the television audience) are in on this little prank and we delight as the actress mangles her "walk", assumes awkward poses and vogues underwater.... but in a startling double twist only found on "Fox Network", the last laugh is on us. The actress is Camille McDonald, and *gasp* she wasn't acting...


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    That was HILARIOUS. Good job!!!!!!

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