These are toooo funny... please someone put out ANTM on DVD
Originally Posted by electrocuting
Touch my bunny, stroke my cow.
adrianne "im with my kind, a bunch of amazon women with big feet and i finally feel like i fit in for once"
"can i shower with you, elyse? elyse is a slut!"
"you guys, we have italian dressing? can i just smell it? is this low fat? ohhh noooooo"
"whose gonna wanna sleep on the bed that gets farted on constantly?"
"okayyyyyyyy sooo... son of a bitch"
"how do you say adrianne has enormous cha chas?"
"how do you say, elyse, how bad does your cooch smell?"
"i belive in a higher power i dont believe the higher power askes you to sacrifice every damn moment of your life"
"i dont want to listen to what that bitch had to say, shes psychotic"
"she doesnt seem very christ like to me, in fact i think she secretly worships the devil"
"if there is really this big wonderful women in the sky, then hes gonna woop her ass when she gets up there"
"you know what ? i know how to work. the. men.!"
"dude they have set this up for our romantic night together elyse"
"i guess i proved that i could be a broad"
"robin has to realize, here comes the queen, better move over, this is my house now"
"i just feel like throwing you around like a ragdoll"
elyse "i was laughing at your ugly tits"
adrianne "i have beautiful tits, almost everyone who looks at my boobs are like god theyre so beautiful and jiggly"
adrianne " i need a boyfriend for this place, would you be my boyfriend?"
elyse "sure madam"
elyse "what are we doing?"
adrianne "having a talk with shannon"
elyse "shannon when a man and a women love eachother very much like your father and i"
adrianne "can i use this for 2 seconds?
adrianne "look at that zit, that zit needs to go before tomorrow, thats a big whopper"
shannon "pop it"
shannon "you want me to pop it for you, i swear itll go down"
adrianne "noooo its painful"
adrianne "i feel like i love janice dickenson"
janice "well i didnt vote for you"
adrianne "goodnight shannon"
adrianne "tomorrow we fight to the deathhhh"
tyra "we have janice dickenson, one of the first supermodels"
janice "IAM THE FIRST SUPERMODEL"
ebony "excuse me.. im talking and you singing in the middle of it"
"robin this is not a bible study program, this is not a sorority, this is a model competition"
"adrianne is sick guys, you havent noticed, shes been quiet for 3 hours! listen... NOTHING"
"im baffled, im baffled, ive got garbage to put away. excuse me"
jay "do you think its okay to masturbate?"
giselle "they were staring at your pictures forever.. nicole"
nicole "what does that mean?"
giselle "i dont know... your being eliminated nicole! Thats what it means"
nicole "yea right..im not going anywhere i still have 2 more weeks worth of clothes"
tyra "tyra has to unbotton her pants for the feast"
giselle talking about ebony "'this is a competition this is a competion'and its like were in the house right now, will you calm down with the competion. you know we try to say something, and UGHUGHGHGUGHGH, she has to bark over your voice and its so freakin annoying"
ebony talking to giselle "i have nothing else to say, do you have someting to say to me? ...FABOULOUS, if wanna say something , girl youve got a mouth, you can definetly use it, now im gonna go finish my strawberry shortcake.
I love the quotes, electrocuting!
Adrienne and Elsye were so fun together.
Season 1 was so much better. I think they try to cram a lot into Season 2, so in doing that, they sacrifice a lot of the personal interaction.
My FAVORITE quotes this season were from Jenascia, she cracks me the hell up!!
"I don't know what we're doing here, but I hope it has something to do with food, because i am hungry!!"
"So does this mean we're not eating?!"
there's about a million others, I miss Jenascia!!!
Life is good
Another piece of Jenascia wisdom: "It is SO on...."
America's Next Male Model
I like when the actress was there and she was like "C'mon Camille, you're sucking!"
or when Mercedes was like "I don't know what's better sex or Milan, wait definitely sex, no Milan, no sex, no Milan, SEX"
well imho Jay was out of line ...his classless 'burger king' comment was really really trite. if it wasn't on reality tv I think nicole would have slapped him.
Originally Posted by martini
Originally Posted by ANTMrox
I agree that it was pretty rude. I was hoping that he was just trying to give her a wake-up call and that he didn't mean it. (I love me some Jay). But maybe he was just demonstrating the "ugly side of the beauty business."
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