favorite quotes

[justCoz]

What is your favorite quote?

I guess I don't know the exact quote but it goes something like this:

If I needed that thing to tell me that everything was alright I assure I would know everything was not alright.

That therapy buddy was scary.

[waywyrd]

This show is full of good quotes.

My favorite is probably the son who said "My father is spending my inheritance making our family name synonymous with anal hygiene."

[MsFroggy]

This show is full of good quotes.

My favorite is probably the son who said "My father is spending my inheritance making our family name synonymous with anal hygiene."

That was classic!

[SentFromHeaven]

I looooved the first episode where that man walks in and Ed says is your invention a stick? Then he says no it's a wand!

[pattycake]

Definetly

"It's not a stick…it's a wand." That has been going around my office all week.
We have been HOWLING over it.

[a_canuck_01]

"I think I like rude englishmen"

"This is American Inventor, not American sob story"

[pattycake]

BUT IT IS the American Sob Story.
I haven't seen anybody go on to the next round
without a drama except for the cooler guy and
the…thinking … that is all I can think of.
The Game Guy - $80,000 bucks and sobbing
THe Wig Lady - Drama up the wazoo!
The Niya Doll - She gave up 30 years of her life
The Flosser - That guy Mark wasn't half as emo as the judges
The Sand Shovel - Gave up his house and yatta yatta yatta
I can't wait for next week when we get introduced to the one kidney guy!

I don't mean to be nasty but come on! Judge on product merit
not how many times you can cry in one episode!

[SentFromHeaven]

The boys say "It's all about the bowl" as a group, then one says "it's all about Oh".

[CupidGuest]

In the 4/13 episode, Mary Lou Quinlan tells Doug Hall, "You are not the smartest person in the room!" I loved that!

[Dogbat]

In the 4/13 episode, Mary Lou Quinlan tells Doug Hall, "You are not the smartest person in the room!" I loved that!

She said, "You don't get to be the smartest person in the room." I loved that too.