Assume realities of production aren't a problem. What item would you invent and present to the judging team on this show? *
* - note, this topic is for laughs, although we will give a real analysis of an actual idea if you have one
1st idea: Me, I'd invent a container for Simon Cowell's ego. It would strap around his gonads and related organs kind of like a male version of a chastity belt.
2nd idea: The Wonder Baton. This device is for keeping people you don't like at a minimum distance of 3 feet away from you. Please note this is neither a "stick" nor even a "wand".
3rd idea: The Yawni. This is a patent-pending sleep aid. It looks kind of like one of those Nature Sounds devices that Brookstone and Sharper Image sell, but instead of natural sounds it puts you to sleep via the greatest hits of that fabu new-agey pan-flute musician Yanni. The wake up alarm is quite a contrast--it's the sound of Yanni arguing loudly in Greek with his girlfriend.