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    all hot air Ana Bannana's Avatar
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    Pretty good. If they turn him down, someone at QVC will be calling him.

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    Lady judge saves Mark's ass.
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    *Cue inspirational music. Tam tam tam. Prolong suspense. Bring on the Kleenex.
    "Feel the sky blanket you/ With gems and rhinestones/ See the path cut by the moon/ For you to walk on" - EV

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    Why is she about to CRY??? What's in her coffee mug?/
    He goes through!

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    Ah. It's a stick with a loud noise in the tip. Which the guy doesn't really have attached and working yet. And a mace dispenser, which I'm pretty sure he doesn't have attached and working yet.

    I mean the wand.

    Coming up: socks, shoe trees, sleeves, and other wacky stuff.

    Ah, we get "Inspirational Doing It For My Family Story #1". And he raps. And adds the phrase "2000" to the name of his shovel sand-bag thing, which is always a good marketing decision. Except for adding "3000", which is even better.

    It's not the worst invention ever, but it won't change the world. More sob-story stuff. The judges split on it, but some of them seem like "pity/I bought your story votes" (oh, one judge flipped for the same reason).

    This ain't winning crap. Nice try though. Better than "the stick", err... "the wand". Onward to QVC! It will get him a few bucks there. But won't exactly change the world.

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    Here's my dumb question - they sell bags of sugar; why not just sell bags of sand???

    "It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear." - Norm from Cheers

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    So what exactly is the point? Do they now move on to Hollywood or something?
    "Feel the sky blanket you/ With gems and rhinestones/ See the path cut by the moon/ For you to walk on" - EV

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    I thought the sand bag shovel was pretty cool. Simple, but could really be useful.

    Why does that woman judge look like she's about to cry?
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    Is Simon the creater of this show?

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    Dude invested $20,000 in a giant pooper scooper w/ integrated crap bag




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