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    The "Bladder Buddy"? Sounds like a bad porn flick.
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    This is going to be a lot like the audition shows of "American Idol" except here it people with horrible ideas that think they are geniuses.

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    "The Bladder Buddy" Which you would carry around with you "just in case"?
    "Feel the sky blanket you/ With gems and rhinestones/ See the path cut by the moon/ For you to walk on" - EV

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    I don't think the Bladder Buddy would be very practical for women. Thanks, Hector.
    It was me. I let the dogs out.

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    Which one of them is the Simon of this show?
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    Quote Originally Posted by waywyrd View Post
    I don't think the Bladder Buddy would be very practical for women. Thanks, Hector.
    But it comes with a funnel!

    Yup, I've always wanted to pee in public. Standing up. Not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qboots View Post
    But it comes with a funnel!

    Yup, I've always wanted to pee in public. Standing up. Not.
    I'm laughing so hard now that if I was in public I might wish for a Bladder Buddy... with my very own funnel!
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    Gawd. This is going to be like the Idol auditions...lots of loonies with a few good ones mixed in. Plenty of opportunities to snark on people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qboots View Post
    But it comes with a funnel!

    Yup, I've always wanted to pee in public. Standing up. Not.
    And peeing into a funnel yet! It looked like a coffee filter!

    "It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear." - Norm from Cheers

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    Just pee in a can, folks. Even women could find a better solution than peeing inside a piece of luggage.

    (Okay, the panelist suggested the equally acceptable option of a cup. A bit tough for the ladies, but maybe the towel he also suggested might help. )

    Heh. One of them called the guy "Count Dracula".

    So basically this will be a lot of the "bad audition Idol" mixed with one or two halfway clever things? And lots of EM:HE "inspirational" stuff? We may indeed make our "bad quota" on this.

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