Room-temperature water? A room with NO COLOUR on the walls? Folding chairs? And spending time with celebrity singers!?!?! Oh, God, the humanity! *wipes tear from cheek*
Well, allow me to be the first to congratulate Kelly Clarkson on overcoming such grievous obstacles to become...um...a pop singer whose songs I keep getting confused with Avril Lavigne's. And Ruben - dude, that 25-piece orchestra would have completely drowned out your sweet little velvet teddy-bear voice. You can barely hear Carrie Underwood when the band is in full swing, and that girl has some powerful set of pipes.