Parody of "Solitaire" by Neil Sedaka; New lyrics by Grisabella
There was a judge,
A nasty judge,
A British judge,
And he's carping!
And putdowns are the only words he knows,
Though every snarl he shows is just for show.
And by himself it's easy to offend:
He cares not who will win!
Admiring just himself, he plays the game.
Without him, AI3 won't be the same!
Contestants sing their hearts out -- he don't care!
He's playing! Sh*t! Who cares?!!
*That's "tears" as rhymes with "cares." Like "That tears it!"