If Phillip has kidney stones, I feel so bad for him. From what I hear, they are awfully painful.
There are however a lot of tasteless jokes that could be made from that and I'm not above making them.
What will Phillip's band be named? P2 & the Kidney Stones! ba dump dum
Why does Phillip scrunch his face up when singing? He's trying to pass a stone. ba dump dum
What are Phillip's favorite beans? Need I even answer? ba dump dum
I know, I know. I'm as corny as a dried up corn field that hasn't been rained on in a week.