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    It's all one big April Fool's Joke

    Imagine... the lights come on, Ryan Seacrest walks onto the stage and says

    "Well, the producers at Fox thought they would have some fun with the viewing audience so we pulled off the world's most elaborate April Fool's joke ever."

    Cut to Corey Clark as he walks onto the stage.

    Now how would you feel about that?
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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    Pissy.


    I think a better April Fool's trick would be to have all the contestants BUT Clay come out on stage.

    Clay has apparently been arrested for attempting to rob a Hollywood liquor store. He's been booted from the show.

    THAT would probably be much more amusing.

    Clay funs (like myself) would absolutely die of horror and shock!

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    I could only imagine the number of 911 calls if they did something like that.

    "Yes sir, what appears to be the problem?"

    "My damn wife shot the television."
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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    Re: It's all one big April Fool's Joke

    Originally posted by hazyshadeof


    Now how would you feel about that?
    "Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers

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    Originally posted by hazyshadeof
    I could only imagine the number of 911 calls if they did something like that.

    "Yes sir, what appears to be the problem?"

    "My damn wife shot the television."

    HAHAHAHA, I think it would be a record-high # of 911 calls. I for one would probably pass out...hahaha just kidding just kidding, I'm not that crazy.
    *Lacey

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    Good one if the joke ends up being on us tomorrow. Still, imo, Corey would be guilty of having a really annoying voice.

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    IMHO, bayika, you are correct...

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    I hadn't thought of that. I would be relieved that he didn't do this, though. Then he would have to be voted out just for doing that to us. (plus for his annoying voice)
    He who laughs last thinks slowest

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    The REAL April Fool's Joke:

    Simon's lambast at Clay's expense?

    Or poor Josh's performance?

    Both, I hope.

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