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    The FORT AI Song Book

    This thread is started so that we can post some wonderful original song lyrics created by FORT members. As everyone knows, the Clay fans have a nightly chatroom countdown smoothie party. So many great and hilarious songs has came out of that crazy party so I have to post them here for you guys to enjoy. I invite all the AI fans to post any songs they have here also because I know there are so many creative people out there (just look at any of the cool art threads ! ).

    note: for Clay songs, as we know, Clay sounds the best live , so if you can, please debut your song in the chatroom (right after all the incredibly off key TITN singing ) before posting here so we can enjoy the full effect of a live performance
    "There's nothing so wrong that it can't be easily fixed or easily ignored. I just let things roll off" -Clay Aiken, in RS

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    First off, A tribute to the FORT and John!

    Not supposed to love Clay anymore
    by Dorthy31

    We all know AI is over
    All the vote lines were shutdown
    The fans Clay made will never fade
    though some have gone
    Put my Simon dart board in a shoebox
    And my Clay sign the drawer
    We're not supposed to love Clay anymore....

    Now John says the bandwidth
    is too large b/c of us
    If he were us he'd try
    Amazing Race instead
    And he says he cant imagine what on earth we're waiting for
    We're not supposed to love Clay anymore...

    Oh we shouldnt care or wonder what
    Amanda and Clay are drinking
    but we cant hide the obsession inside our
    Clay filled hearts
    we're praying for the recount
    like we've never prayed before
    'cause we're not supposed to love Clay anymore

    Now I'm writing RCA a letter
    and its killing me tonight
    that the choir on BOTW
    is so darn loud
    And I couldnt study for my test
    because I was at the FORT instead
    Where I'm not supposed to love Clay anymore....

    (Chorus)
    "There's nothing so wrong that it can't be easily fixed or easily ignored. I just let things roll off" -Clay Aiken, in RS

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    A group hug to all the chatroom singers !

    Sugarpie Clazybunch
    by : IdolObserver

    Sugarpie Clazybunch
    You know that we love Clay
    Catnip can't help herself
    Karma loves you and nobody else
    In and out of TB's life
    Clay comes and he goes
    Leaving just his RS picture behind
    Clayalltheway's kissed it a thousand times

    When Clay snaps his fingers
    Or winks his eye
    Posh goes a running to him
    CuteClay's tied to his red shoe strings
    And there's nothing NCF can do
    Ooh, sugar

    Sugarpie Clazybunch
    Becks is weaker than a girl should be
    TX can't help herself
    We're all fools in love you see
    Zeth wants to tell you she don't love you
    Tell you that we're through
    And IO's tried
    But everytime she see your face
    she gets up all choked up inside

    When Kenna calls his name, Clay
    It starts the flame burning in snoopy's heart
    Tearin' dorthy all apart
    No matter how mods try
    Our Clay love we cannot hide

    Sugarpie Clazybunch
    "There's nothing so wrong that it can't be easily fixed or easily ignored. I just let things roll off" -Clay Aiken, in RS

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    Grease
    by Dorthy31

    I took my Clay single and I saw the light
    He's got a lovin thang He's got us feeling right
    There aint no danger we cant go to far
    We start believing now that we can be who we are

    Clay is the word
    he's got a groove he gives life meaning
    Clay is the time is the place with his motion
    Clay is the way we are feeling

    This is a life of Claylusion
    Wrapped up in trouble
    Filled with gushfusion
    What we do in the Fort!

    (Chorus)

    Clayyyyy is the wooooorrrdddd
    (hip thrust)
    "There's nothing so wrong that it can't be easily fixed or easily ignored. I just let things roll off" -Clay Aiken, in RS

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    Oh. the Vincident!!

    Vincent
    by: Dorthy31

    Starry Starry Night
    Sing a song beautiful and make us sway
    Look out on a sea of Claymates
    with eyes that know the darkness in your soul
    Shadows on Simon and Randy
    sing their faults and hurtfullness
    Catch the hurt and when it chills
    Sing over us and know your way
    What you tried to sing to me
    And how you suffered for you AI title
    and how you tried to change the world
    The judges could not listen they did not know how
    They get to listen now!

    And when no hope was left in sight
    on that AI finale night
    You took your spot as humble as you do
    I could have told you Clayton that AI was never meant for one
    as beautiful as you....

    Starry Starry Night.....
    "There's nothing so wrong that it can't be easily fixed or easily ignored. I just let things roll off" -Clay Aiken, in RS

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    Build Me Up Clay
    By: IdolObserver

    Why do you build me up (build me up) Claybee, baby
    Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
    And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, Claybee
    You take out a restraining order instead but I love you still
    I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
    You know that Iíll stalk you still
    So build me up (build me up) Claybee baby, don't break my heart

    "I'll be over at ten", I told you time and again
    But you ran, You call the cops and then (bah dah dah)
    I run out the door, I can't take any more
    It's not you, you hid from me again

    (Hey, hey, hey!) Claybee, Claybee, try to find
    (Hey, hey, hey!) A little time, and I'll make you mine
    (Hey, hey, hey!) When youíre home
    I'll be in the bushes waiting for you
    Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

    Why do you build me up (build me up) Claybee, baby
    Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
    And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, Claybee
    You take out a restraining order instead but I love you still
    I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
    You know that Iíll stalk you still
    So build me up (build me up) Claybee baby, don't break my heart
    "There's nothing so wrong that it can't be easily fixed or easily ignored. I just let things roll off" -Clay Aiken, in RS

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    Wah! Vincident again?! must be the extra verse they added....

    Vincent
    by Catnip

    Scary scary Simon
    Don't get your pants in a knot
    Look out for that geeky kid
    With a voice that melt the darkness in our soul,

    Highlights in his hair
    Striped shirts and khaki pants
    Leather jacket and red shoes
    With a smile and a wink that make us faint.

    What are you trying to say to me?
    That we all suffer from OCD?
    How you tried to hide from me?
    We can't quit now, we do not know how
    Perhaps you will understand now.

    And when you were hurt
    On that night by scary scary Simon
    You stood and laughed as no one ever did
    I could have told you Clay, this world is so ready for one as beautiful as you.
    Starry starry night....
    "There's nothing so wrong that it can't be easily fixed or easily ignored. I just let things roll off" -Clay Aiken, in RS

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    I could not ask for more Clay
    by Dorthy31

    Sitting here in the FORT
    Listening to my Clay
    Smiling just to see the smile upon his face
    These are the moments all the voting was
    worth it
    These are the moments I'm so glad
    to be a fan
    I've found all I voted for
    And I could not ask for more Clay
    looking at his eyes
    hearing how he sings
    Everything Clay is is everything to me
    These are the moments I'm so glad to be a fan
    I have all I voted for
    And I could not ask for more Clay

    I could not ask for more than #1 on Amazon
    I could not ask for more than "killing" Jojo's countdown
    Rolling Stone heard our cheering
    Oprah heard us loudly too
    And right here in this moment is right where we're meant to be
    Here listening to Clay sing
    I could not ask for more than laughing at Simon
    cause' its all we've waited for
    And we could not ask for more Clay
    "There's nothing so wrong that it can't be easily fixed or easily ignored. I just let things roll off" -Clay Aiken, in RS

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    What the world needs now is Clay sweet Clay
    by: Dorthy31

    What the world needs now is Clay sweet Clay
    He's the only thing that there's just too little of
    What the world needs now is Clay sweet Clay
    No not just for some but for everyone.

    Lord we dont need another Kimberly
    There was Kim C and Kim L
    enough for all...
    there is Trenyce and Olivia
    enough to last til the end of time

    (chorus)

    Lord we dont need another Carmen
    There is Josh and a Billy Goat
    enough for me...
    There is Charles and Ricky with enough soul
    enough to last til the end of time

    (Chorus)
    "There's nothing so wrong that it can't be easily fixed or easily ignored. I just let things roll off" -Clay Aiken, in RS

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    This is insane! My favourite is "Build Me Up Clay".

    Hint: for maximum kick, play the original Clay song in the background while trying to sing these new words to the music.

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