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    Simon Tears

    Simon Tears*
    Parody of "Solitaire" by Neil Sedaka; New lyrics by Grisabella

    There was a judge,
    A nasty judge,
    A British judge,
    And he's carping!

    And putdowns are the only words he knows,
    Though every snarl he shows is just for show.
    And by himself it's easy to offend:
    He cares not who will win!

    Admiring just himself, he plays the game.
    Without him, AI3 won't be the same!
    Contestants sing their hearts out -- he don't care!
    He's playing! Sh*t! Who cares?!!

    *That's "tears" as rhymes with "cares." Like "That tears it!"
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    love this thread, love it, love it, love it
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOLOBSERVER !!!

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    The songs are funny. I'm sorry that I missed the live versions of many of them. I finally finished Still the Clay so it will be sung in chat tonight yay. Keep up the good work guys.


    Love the avatar TX it's almost hypnotic.
    "If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?!" Jack Handy

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    Grisabella,

    Bravo! Bravo! On your "Simon Tears"!

    All of you are so clever in here!!!

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    Thanks, CC. Sorry I can't "play" with youse guys (the live singing, etc.). I don't think my Mac will work for the chat room, especially the singing. (My folkie buds at www.mudcat.org do an online sing-along from time to time, too, but they use some kind of software called PalTalk or something like that which doesn't work with Mac.) So I'll have to "hear" you folks in my imagination.
    Great parodies, though, folks.
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    Still the Clay

    We've been together since January’s end
    And I’ll always want to see you again
    I want you to know, after all the years
    You're still the Clay I’ll want singin' in my ear

    You're still the Clay -- I want to watch on AI
    Still the Clay -- that makes me sigh
    This is the Night will play, and you're still the Clay

    I looked at your face every Tuesday
    But I never saw it 'til it went away
    When AI ended, I just wanted to go (wanted to go)
    Down to the concert, I longed for the show

    You're still the Clay -- that makes me smile
    Still the Clay – that I haven’t seen in a while
    This is the Night will play, and you're still the Clay
    You're still the Clay -- that will take a chance
    Still the Clay -- I like to watch dance
    This is the Night will play, and you're still the Clay (yes you are)

    Changing, our love is going gold
    Even though we grow old, it grows new

    You're still the Clay – they all want to touch
    Still the Clay -- and I can't get enough
    This is the Night will play, and you're still the Clay

    You're still the Clay -- who can sing any song
    Still the Clay – whose career will be long
    This is the Night will play, and you're still the Clay
    You are still the Clay -- that makes me post
    Still the Clay – who is searched for the most
    This is the Night will play, and you're still the Clay
    You're still the Clay, yeah still the Clay
    This is the Night will play, and you're still the Clay
    "If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?!" Jack Handy

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    God Bless The USClay

    Another group hug to the chatroom countdown singers

    GOD BLESS THE USClay
    by NewClayFan

    If tomorrow all the songs were gone,
    I’d downloaded to my PC.
    And I had to start again,
    with just the FORT and Clay's CD.

    I’d call my fellow Claymates,
    to the chat room here tonight.
    ‘Cause JoJo still counts down to #1,
    and Clay won't stay there without a fight.

    And I’m proud to be a Claymerican,
    where I know I'm in good company.
    And I won't forget that Ruben and Kim,
    were there in the final three.

    And I gladly right click,
    and save that sexy picture if I may.
    ‘Cause we all want great new avataaaaars,
    God bless the USClay.


    From the mindmeld of NCF, Posh and Cat
    to the songs of our Dorthy.
    Superfans of Karma and IO,
    From CLAYbot to TB.

    From Texas to New Zealand,
    and Canada to L.A.
    There's a party here most every night,
    where our favorite thing to sayyyyy...

    Is that we're proud to be Claymericans,
    we can't wait for Clay's CD.
    And our tickets to the AI tour
    are under lock and key.

    And we'll gladly shout out,
    "This is the Night is #1 again todayyyy"
    And we'll sing, and dance and laugh out looooouuuuuuud...
    God bless the USClaaaaaayyyyyy.
    "How many more times do I have to prove to you people that I cannot dance?"

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    Wunnerful, guys, jus' wunnerful!
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    Another humble submission:

    Tune: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

    Well, they misjudged Clay's fan base from the get-go,
    Closed their minds and backed the same old status quo!
    Oh,
    Don't let this phenom slip away from you!
    Now you kick youselves for backing someone else, it's true!
    Just allow your judgment on AI, it wasn't fair,
    'Cause Clay's winnin' everything shows that the boy's goin' to town from here!
    'Cause his winnin' everything means that the boy's got it all, so clear!
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    Raleigh Boy, Skinny Buns

    OK, one more, then I promise to quit! (At least for tonight.)

    Raleigh Boy, Skinny Buns
    Tune: "I Can't Help Myself"
    Parody lyrics by Grisabella


    Sweety pie, skinny buns,
    You know that we love you!
    Can't help ourselves!
    We're such fools for you, 'cause you're fun itself!

    When you snap your fingers or wink your eye,
    We're all fools for you!
    We're hooked on your "everything,"
    And there ain't nothin' you can't sing!

    Bamp, bamp, ba-ba-bamp!

    Adorkable skinny buns,
    When you shake those cheeks for us,
    Can't help ourselves,
    We're in love (And that lip bite's a plus!)

    Bamp, bamp, ba-ba-bamp!

    When you start to sing
    Or you shake yo' thang,
    Whadda sexy geek --
    Harry Potter chic!

    Raleigh boy, skinny buns,
    Don't ya see we love ya?
    Can't help ourselves,
    We love you
    more than anyone else!
    Sweety pie, skinny buns!
    Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. §;-D

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