The FORT AI Song Book

[Grisabella]

Another humble submission:

Tune: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Well, they misjudged Clay's fan base from the get-go,
Closed their minds and backed the same old status quo!
Oh,
Don't let this phenom slip away from you!
Now you kick youselves for backing someone else, it's true!
Just allow your judgment on AI, it wasn't fair,
'Cause Clay's winnin' everything shows that the boy's goin' to town from here!
'Cause his winnin' everything means that the boy's got it all, so clear!

[ATownTX]

go AI Songbook writers !

awww, that's right, from Texas to New Zealand, Canada to LA, NJ to San Diego, listening to the countdown online and having fun.

[Olivia909]

Originally posted by Grisabella
Adorkable skinny buns,
When you shake those cheeks for us,
Can't help ourselves,
We're in love (And that lip bite's a plus!)

Bamp, bamp, ba-ba-bamp!

When you start to sing
Or you shake yo' thang,
Whadda sexy geek --
Harry Potter chic!

Grisabella, I absolutely adore this song. Well done!

[Grisabella]

Revised version. (I forgot a verse last night.)

Raleigh Boy, Skinny Buns
Tune: "I Can't Help Myself"
Parody lyrics by Grisabella

Raleigh boy, skinny buns,
You know that we love you!
Can't help ourselves!
We're all fools for you, 'cause you're fun itself!

In and out my mind
Your voice keeps runnin' through,
With your shakin' behind.
(Simon can kiss it a thousand times!)

Bamp, bamp, ba-da-bamp!

When you snap your fingers or wink your eye,
We're all fools for you!
We're hooked on your "everything,"
And there ain't nothin' you can't sing!

Bamp, bamp, ba-da-bamp!

Sweetie pie, skinny buns,
Move them giant feet for us!
Can't help ourselves,
We're in love (And that lip bite's a plus!)

Bamp, bamp, ba-da-bamp!

When you start to sing
Or you shake yo' thang,
Whadda sexy geek --
Harry Potter chic!

Freckle-face, fuzzy tum,
Don't ya see we love ya?
Can't help ourselves,
We love you
more than anyone else!
Sweety pie, skinny buns!

[redjet]

Oh MY God!


You guys are cracking me up!
I haven't laughed this hard at anything on the threads yet...

Build Me Up and Can't Help Myself being my absolute favorites.

I played the music along, a couple of times, for the added special effect.

[srs_in_Oregon]

ok, i have a verse and a chorus for my song....ill think of the other verse later, but i want to add one so here goes...

Now I know How The Groupies Feel
(Now I know How The River Feels)

They say for every fan
Theres that certain star
somewhere out there
One day clay appeared
bringing me to tears
many fans. everywhere
overobsessing is what i do

Now I know how the groupies feel
when they follow their star
Ive finally found the voice,
I can follow near and far
listening, over and over
Knowing clay's voice can soothe
listening to you
Now I know how the groupies feel


if somoene thinks of a second verse pm me and ill add it, and give you credit too

[Grisabella]

OK, to plagiarize srs's parody, here's my take off from where that parody left off. (I added a second verse -- actually 2 alternative 2nd verses -- and modified srs's parody a bit. [When I receive my first royalty check, srs, I'll split it with you.)

If you don't know the original lyrics to this song, go here:
http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?thr...372&messages=7


Now I know How The Groupies Feel
Tune: Now I know How The River Feels (Steven Dale Jones/Amy Powers)


They say for every fan
Theres that certain man
Somewhere Out There.
One day Clay appeared,
Bringing us to tears,
Here, There, Everywhere.
Didn't know I would lose my grip for you!

Now I know how the groupies feel
When their idol they see!
I've finally found the face
And the voice that conquered me!
Mesmerized
By those eyes,
Seein' your soul shine through.
Listening just to you
I know how the groupies feel!

Hours of emptiness give my ears distress
On VH1.
Tears of joy now fall; stations I will call
Now that you've come.
And yours is the best voice on the "Zoo!"

Now I know how the groupies feel
When their idol they see!
I've finally found the face
And the voice that conquered me!
Mesmerized
By those eyes,
Seein' your soul shine through.
Listening just to you
I know how the groupies feel!

Alternate 2nd verse:
Smiles of playfulness,
Songs of tenderness
How you bring them.
Tears flow hard and long
At those schmaltzy songs
When you sing them.

[srs_in_Oregon]

oh gris, yours is so much better then mine very good

[Grisabella]

Thanks, srs. But if that's true, it's only because mine is the "second draft," so to speak. I took full advantage of your wonderful parody and just tweaked it a bit, so we can claim "co-authorship."
(Like I said, we can split the royalties.)

[crysma]

Can I post a request on this thread?
I have the words "When the world wasn't upside down, I wasn't standing on my head" ringing in my head to the tune of the first line of This Is The Night. I can't seem to think of the next line.
Anybody want to finish it?