ANTM 10/24 Recap: Recycle, reuse, reduce.

[Yardgnome]

Wonderful recap, PG! I could barely stand to watch it and your recap was so funny I'm glad I skipped the show.

[Google]

 

[roseskid]

Thanks, PG, for another fierce recap! No one recaps with more snark than you so I pointed out a few of my favorites below.

What sort of misery will she cook up this week for these girls who simply want a shot at her old job but realistically have a better chance at marrying a Brady or, even worse, a Partridge?

I like Heather, but if the girl can’t figure out that doing no profile shots equals not getting any profile shots, she’s beyond hope.

Where the hell is Ed McMahon? He is the granddaddy of picking spokesmodels and could teach them a thing or two about not flinching while getting their asses grabbed on camera.

Then again, Jay Manuel is always chastising them for “over-thinking” so maybe this includes every aspect of their lives.

Then again, that’s probably a good tactic with the Queen of Narcissism.

I grab my sides from laughing so hard that Jay fancies himself an authority figure.

That is possibly the single smartest thing to come out of her mouth, so let’s hope she follows her bliss…as long as it doesn’t involve wearing a trash bag, bubble wrap, or any other refuse. Not to be outdone by a lovely sentiment, the editing bastards tack on Ebony’s audition tape where she practically begged to be on the show. Give the girl a break, ya morons--you got your ratings booster out of her drama.

[femme fatale]

Great job PG!! No need for me to say anything else, it's already been said by the posters above me.

[Rylani]

I loved your recap very entertaining.

I must agree with you on the Ebony thing, who is Tyra to say Ebony has issues with authority,if you're unhappy you'll never give 100% what's more deflating than every week someone saying something negative to you, when it probarly isn't true (Ebony shouldn't have had to question her personality) damn! you Tyra.

[tylerneal09]

best recap so far this cycle.
good job!!