ANTM7 Ep. 4 Recap: No Mo’ Moanique McNasty - Page 2

CCL · 10-06-2006, 01:19 PM

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...a big, Venetian/Cirque du Soleil/Eyes Wide Shut mask has me nervous that the girls are going to be involved in a twisted orgy with scientologists.

Silly - that's next week's photoshoot!

Excellent recap, Snowy. And I should add VeronicaBelle as well - nicely done VB27!

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mtommy33 · 10-06-2006, 01:53 PM

Snowy, why did you pray Moan-ique away? I loveded her royal bitchyness. Is it possible that La Ty-Ty and her young producer beetches has been reading the fort and that is why they got rid of (what one would consider good for tv) Moanie Moan. Because I was sure they were going to keep her hoochie hooch coochie around for a while. Well, nevertheless, OUTSTANDING job as always my friend. I am at this very moment throwing a phone a-la-Russel Crowe at those cheap young beetches from the CW for messing with my Snowy.

DagnyTaggart · 10-06-2006, 02:14 PM

Wow, Snowflake - You missed the church revival at judging panel! I've heard it's on [FA edit]. It was ridiculous - and oddly enjoyable.

And this morning on my way to work, I was totally thinking "Wind in my hair," and I walked a straight line down the cobblestones outside my office building. I cracked up when I got here and read your recap.

Miss_Griss · 10-06-2006, 02:52 PM

Amazingly funny recap overall, but as someone who knows French, this part cracked me up:

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Monique calls her mother and says, “Mom, I about to [bleep] her up, excuse my French.” First of all, that’s not French. I don’t know much of the language myself, but I’d like to say to Monique, Va te faire futre!

UhHuhHer · 10-06-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl

crimes of the crotch

I HATE those.

Um.... so yeah... anyway... wonderful recap SFG! You've made my work day a bit less insufferable with your enjoyable recap. You are quite the scribe. I'm raising the roof to you right now! Once again, HILARIOUS!

lambikins · 10-06-2006, 04:51 PM

YOU were funnier than the episode, SFG! GREAT recap!

SnowflakeGirl · 10-06-2006, 05:45 PM

So nice to hear from all of you, fellow ANTM aficionados!

Especially Miss VeronicaBelle for her excellent special report!

Your roving report has this recapper raving.

Thank you for filling me in on those missing 15 minutes (and on your makeup, nice selections). My life is now complete!

Rylani · 10-06-2006, 07:17 PM

That was a nice recap, eventhough you missed some, I'm surprised you didn't put in the ''negro spiritual" Tyra was trying to do. I'll Miss Monique though, tell me someone who's the next diva/B***ch in line

Lulu_9289 · 10-06-2006, 07:31 PM

Love you recaps Snowey, it is so much better than seeing the show. and theres nothing better than come home after a hard day of school and relax and laugh with you recaps. or just totally tune out my teacher in computer class and read them there. Job well done

StarbucksLover · 10-06-2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rylani

That was a nice recap, eventhough you missed some, I'm surprised you didn't put in the ''negro spiritual" Tyra was trying to do. I'll Miss Monique though, tell me someone who's the next diva/B***ch in line

unfortunately, most likely, Melrose.

10-06-2006, 02:14 PM	#13
DagnyTaggart FORT Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 479	Wow, Snowflake - You missed the church revival at judging panel! I've heard it's on [FA edit]. It was ridiculous - and oddly enjoyable. And this morning on my way to work, I was totally thinking "Wind in my hair," and I walked a straight line down the cobblestones outside my office building. I cracked up when I got here and read your recap. Last edited by Marleybone; 10-06-2006 at 02:32 PM. Reason: removed reference to another site

10-06-2006, 04:51 PM	#16
lambikins FORT Fogey Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,626	YOU were funnier than the episode, SFG! GREAT recap! __________________ Still crazy, after all these shears "lambikins, put the crack pipe down and back away from the keyboard." Unklescott "lambikins... I have come to the conclusion that you are the Jedi Master of the Kitchen on FORT!" SuperBrat

10-06-2006, 05:45 PM	#17
SnowflakeGirl Picture Perfect Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: In the Limelight Posts: 7,348	So nice to hear from all of you, fellow ANTM aficionados! Especially Miss VeronicaBelle for her excellent special report! Your roving report has this recapper raving. Thank you for filling me in on those missing 15 minutes (and on your makeup, nice selections). My life is now complete! __________________ *Sending good vibes and warm fuzzies your way..., SnowflakeGirl* All New AMERICA'S TOP MODEL Recaps! Premiere Pt. 1 & Pt. 2, Ep. 3, Ep. 4, Dinah's Dynamite Ep. 5, Ep. 6, Ep. 7, Ep. 8, Ep. 9, Ep. 10, Ep. 11, Finale Relive every beautiful moment of America's Next Top Model...Click here for links to prior season recaps & interviews.

10-06-2006, 07:17 PM	#18
Rylani Rylani Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bim Posts: 176	That was a nice recap, eventhough you missed some, I'm surprised you didn't put in the ''negro spiritual" Tyra was trying to do. I'll Miss Monique though, tell me someone who's the next diva/B*ch in line __________________ Nice to know, impossible to forget**

10-06-2006, 07:31 PM	#19
Lulu_9289 .:ChAnTaL:. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 821	Love you recaps Snowey, it is so much better than seeing the show. and theres nothing better than come home after a hard day of school and relax and laugh with you recaps. or just totally tune out my teacher in computer class and read them there. Job well done __________________ Intelligent and Classy i got a cute little Booty, not only Brains i got the Beauty. Confident but Im not Cocky, Im going to the Top don't you try and Stop me. -Brooke (cycle 7)

10-06-2006, 01:53 PM	#12
mtommy33 FORT Newbie Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New York Age: 40 Posts: 30	Snowy, why did you pray Moan-ique away? I loveded her royal bitchyness. Is it possible that La Ty-Ty and her young producer beetches has been reading the fort and that is why they got rid of (what one would consider good for tv) Moanie Moan. Because I was sure they were going to keep her hoochie hooch coochie around for a while. Well, nevertheless, OUTSTANDING job as always my friend. I am at this very moment throwing a phone a-la-Russel Crowe at those cheap young beetches from the CW for messing with my Snowy.