ANTM3 Ep. 8 Recap: The Spider Who Shagged Eva vs. The Hat That Smelled Like Dookie

[oneTVslave]

Snowy, you are so funny. This recap was a riot!

Just a few of my favorite lines...

Ty Gets So Emotional, Baby

[slow-mo flashback to our avatars strolling on a sunlit beach, ogling pixellated bodies in hot tubs and pouring beer on each others' weaves]

Livid Glare o' Death™

Norelle, everyone knows the first rule about Fame Club, is you do not talk about Fame Club! The second rule of Fame Club? You DO NOT talk about Fame Club!

But...nine blocks would only spell..."c-o-m-p-e-t-i-t-i"? Is "COMPETITI" a new word Yaya will print on a shirt to wear, like "RESPEITO"? Norelle chomps on her asparagus, confused, as Yaya continues in sanctimonious mode, opining that Norelle "could use the word 'growth'." And you could have used some basic math classes at your Ivy League College, Yaya, but I'm not gonna be like that.

There's a comforting thought--A GIGANIMOUS TARANTULA MAKING LOVE TO A HUMAN EYE [shudder--wait, is this a German porno again?]!

Thanks for making me laugh~

[Google]

 

[danascully]

definitely the funniest recap to date!

[lambikins]

My VCR didn't record this show (????), so I'm grateful that I had YOUR recap to fill in the Missing Link. Wonderful, witty and descriptive...thanks, *S*F*G*! <(see, I used teeny, tiny 'snowflakes' in your name....ooooo, get me!