All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
life that which is unnoticed has the most power.
I can't believed nobody mentioned this...Eric and Jeremy with the swordship "Oh my God it's puking on me!"
Joseph: "We're mall walkin'"
Fran: "Fly to Muscat... Omen"
Joseph (in Greece): "Holy hell"
Eric: "Cleanest looking McDonald's I've ever seen"
Jeremy: "Yeah, its like a 'temple McDonald's'"
Monica: "American people think they're rich, like these people who are rich here are freakin' crazy rich... billions"
Ray: "I don't know what language they speak here but I can't even look at the signs here and figure out what it says... they're all squiggly"
Fran: "The incense burner is huge!"
Joseph (in Oman): "Holy hell"
Jeremy: "There goes Ray and YoLANDda
Monica: "Those buttheads are following us"
Monica: "I just want to pick him up and take him home in my pocket"
Jeremy: "We're going to flood this bitch"
Ray: "I see why they made 4-wheel drive"
Fran: "Son of a bitch"
Eric: "Son of a bitch"
Yolanda: "Hold on, let me lift the camel up cuz you're hurting his elbows... er..."
Yolanda: "The camel doesn't smell that bad. I mean, he could smell worse I would've imagined.
Joseph (to Monica): "Please don't be annoying right now"
Fran: "Boy is it hot out here"
Jeremy (to a camel): "Hey... I don't need your lip right now"
Fran: "Here comes the Bedouin!"
Yolanda: "Your mama got a pattern goin'"
My favorite quote so far this season:
"Lake and Michelle, I am sorry to say you have been eliminated."
or was it
"Michelle and Lake, I am sorry to say you have been eliminated."
Who cares?! Either way it rocks!
After Joseph and Monica completed the lobster task, in which they didn't follow the clue, Joseph said, "We are the kings of not reading the clues right."
Does Joseph think Monica is a "king'? There are clues that she is a female, especially when she is wearing a swimsuit.