More things I have learned
- Once you have "acted" beside Brooke Shield in the Blue Lagoon, Miss Texas is the natural next step.
- Russian hockey players do not understand the concept that they can always score if they shoot the puck high over the head of the small person.
- It is possible to fit a full blown snowsuit and boots into carry on luggage.
- It is OK to store about $200 worth of caviar into you cheeks with the obvious intent of spraying it into the nearest snowbank.