1. Iceland is really beautiful
2. Iceland has sooth roads in spite of being a cold country where you would expect to see frost heaving.
3. Not all drunks are dysfunctional, lazy, or violent.
4. People who say they don't care what others think about them, do in fact. Sorry Adam, you protest too much.
Rubbing snow on your naked torso is the best way to wake up.
Male wrestlers run out of breath easily and often.
If you're rather short, climbing a wall makes you look like a monkey.
During a race, it's best to drive slowly, otherwise you're likely to get killed.
If you're a guy, mocking a couple of nice girls require you to laugh like a girl.
Speaking well of a team and being nice to them will cause them to make fun of you and speak badly of you behind your back.
Enjoying the scenery and wearing sunglasses are perfectly good reasons to get angry at your teammate.
Dictators dye their hair blue, think they're always right, have whiny nasal voices, shout for no apparent reason, never shut up and are condescending to their wives.
Abuse someone all you want, and if they threaten to leave you, pretend to jump on train tracks, and poof, you're forgiven.
For the 58,000th time...
If you get a rental car in any country other than the USA, it's likely to be a stick shift. Be able to operate it! This does not mean learning as you go.
With accuracy, you gotta be: accurate.
No matter where they are in the world, Geography Majors know where they're going and how to get there. (Being a Geography Major myself, I know this isn't absolutely true, but it helps.)
Always ask for a senior discount.
The person who spends a semester in college without hitting a bale of hay with an arrow shouldn't do the archery task. (Fortunately Mary Jean finished the TAR task in less than a semester.)
Professional wrestlers are good at rowing viking boats.
Old people and blue-haired whackos are not.
Phil is scared of Lori.
Never mess with a man and his sunglasses.
Even little men with devil horn hair love their mothers... a lot.
In tests of accuracy, one must be accurate.....
A few pieces of paper (the Detour clue) costs 30 minutes.
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