Twin to Russian Swim Instructor: "Why don't you speak English?" Um, maybe because she's Russian?
And I'd identify which twin said it but in swimsuits and bathing caps, I find them harder to tell apart.
Synchronized swimming is really hard. I'm surprised they'd even try it when they have the option of the express pass.
And is it really mean of me to wish they'd go to get it out of their bag, only to realize the bag's zipper had come undone and they'd lost it?