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    Re: Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

    Oswald to the stunt driver -
    "You have to do a good job here. My mother wants me back." And, "If I wet these pants, they're the only clean pair of pants that I brought."

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    Re: Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

    Danielle: "What do you wanna do?"
    Eric: "Go stand in a puddle and drop your hairdryer in it and kill ourselves."

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    Re: Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

    Dustin: "We can make a beauty queen sandwich out of her"

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    "Now we're officially Yield Queens." -- BQs referring to themselves after being called the name negatively by Mirna, earlier at the airport and then orchestrating the yielding of E&D again.

    "How do you do this?" -- Oswald holding the yield sticker
    "Let us show you..." -- the BQs say quite facetiously and in a chorus

    "God give me the patience to endure the things I cannot change, and the intelligence to hide the body of this man (taxi driver) when I kill him!" -- Oswald
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    Re: Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

    Quote Originally Posted by muggle;2345544;
    "Now we're officially Yield Queens." -- BQs referring to themselves after being called the name negatively by Mirna, earlier at the airport and then orchestrating the yielding of E&D again.

    "How do you do this?" -- Oswald holding the yield sticker
    "Let us show you..." -- the BQs say quite facetiously and in a chorus

    "God give me the patience to endure the things I cannot change, and the intelligence to hide the body of this man (taxi driver) when I kill him!" -- Oswald
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    Re: Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

    Oswald (when they realise they have very little money)..

    "Are we allowed to prostitute ourselves during the leg?"

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    Re: Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

    Quote Originally Posted by Justafan1;2345724;
    Oswald (when they realise they have very little money)..

    "Are we allowed to prostitute ourselves during the leg?"
    Ha..I think Danielle & Eric would have preferred they do that!!

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    Re: Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

    Quote Originally Posted by muggle;2345544;
    "Now we're officially Yield Queens." -- BQs referring to themselves after being called the name negatively by Mirna, earlier at the airport and then orchestrating the yielding of E&D again.

    "How do you do this?" -- Oswald holding the yield sticker
    "Let us show you..." -- the BQs say quite facetiously and in a chorus

    "God give me the patience to endure the things I cannot change, and the intelligence to hide the body of this man (taxi driver) when I kill him!" -- Oswald
    My favorit line of the entire show..I love Ozzy. Why is it that when he wants to kill and bury someone it sounds sooo nice!

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    Re: Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

    Quote Originally Posted by mswood;2326558;
    I actually loved "Dirty Pirate Hookers". We used it all last year for very, very mild friendly insults.

    I can't believe the negative reaction it has gotten. Danny calls Oswald a SOB twice, no comments. Eric quotes a film, and uproar.

    I do think that Ladies and Gentlemen Miss California was this seasons best line so far. And not only that but he reaction from all the racers and the good sport that Dustin was.

    Just the best vomit sequence the show has ever had.
    I so agree..She was very much a lady puker! So gracious.

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    Re: Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

    Oswald: "Oh My God, The Teletubbies Go To War!"

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