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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikesgal;2300018;
    Phil: "Charla and Mirna, as winners of this leg of the race, you win a 12 foot catamaran!"

    C & M - staring blankly at Phil, look blankly at each other, then back at Phil "Huh? What's that?"
    I thought that was the funniest scene in this week’s episode. Not so much for what they said but for their expression, from the excitement and anticipation on their faces to the utterly blank and confused look they had the next moment.

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    During the sausage eating detour, after Dustin filled the bucket on the floor next to her:

    Bill: Ladies and gentlemen, Miss California.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moekle;2308088;
    During the sausage eating detour, after Dustin filled the bucket on the floor next to her:

    Bill: Ladies and gentlemen, Miss California.
    That was actually Erik who said that. (probably the only thing ever to come out of his mouth that wasn't an idiotic remark)
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    One of the greatest lines of the night! That and Charla telling Mirna to keep yelling at her....
    I love TAR!

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    Dustin: So we're gonna get to see Chopin plays Piano !
    Kandice: For real?
    Dustin: Well he's dead.


    Oswald
    *to the taxi driver: Can you wait? We like you.
    *to the Pianist: I love you, If I were in town, I would ask for your number.

    Mirna at the pit stop : Are you kidding with us?
    Phil : I wouldn't kid with you ( and the face )

    at the detour: Female bonding over sausages

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    So what is it with Charla and animals? First the rat stops to clean himself then the horse stops to eat dinner.

    Anyway, Mirna also said something funny on the theme of the tasks about naked male mannequins and sausages. Too bad that D&O didn't do the manicure detour and the mannequin x-ray detour. They would have had some great lines. Although that "you look like a faggy raccoon" was hilarious.

    Yeah, i think Eric's "Ladies and Gentlemen...Miss California!" while Dustin(?) was throwing up in the bucket, takes the cake for this week's episode. Mirna's "Female bonding over sausages." is a close runner-up.

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    I thought this was pretty funny:

    Mirna (To the taxi driver): I am just a young girl, I'm not a billionaire!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jammyjoe;2308495;
    So what is it with Charla and animals? First the rat stops to clean himself then the horse stops to eat dinner.

    Anyway, Mirna also said something funny on the theme of the tasks about naked male mannequins and sausages. Too bad that D&O didn't do the manicure detour and the mannequin x-ray detour. They would have had some great lines. Although that "you look like a faggy raccoon" was hilarious.

    Yeah, i think Eric's "Ladies and Gentlemen...Miss California!" while Dustin(?) was throwing up in the bucket, takes the cake for this week's episode. Mirna's "Female bonding over sausages." is a close runner-up.
    Erics quote was so witty and I thought Dustins response was great as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanname131;2308707;
    Erics quote was so witty and I thought Dustins response was great as well.
    Dustin: Thank you! (puts hand up in the air)


    Also, during they're preshow interview, the BQs were asked how far they made it in the Miss America pageant. They're response: we made it to the top 50.

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    Mirna,trying to "bribe" the horse to behave as it kept going around Charla by saying, "Horsie, horsie, I've got sausage."

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