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    Quote Originally Posted by YummyMummy;2286445;
    Oswald & Danny kill me...i swear. last night was no exception....after the coal detour:

    Oswald(or Danny): Do I look like Rambo?
    Danny(or Oswald): You look like a faggy racoon.

    LMAO.

    I always confuse the two of them....but they are the high point of the show for me!

    ETA: the two of them chasing Phil @ the mat to give him a hug was priceless!!!!
    Loved that! "I'm going to hug you, Phil!"

    The closed captioning (we like to watch with it on sometimes) said 'saggy raccoon' Not quite the same effect.

    Another one was after they finished looking for the avalanche beacon on the glacier: "We learned on thing today - if you are caught in an avalanche, don't send us to look for you!
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    Oswald: "Where's Andrae?" in Tim Gunn/Santino imitation voice.
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    Phil: ".....you have won catamarans!"
    Charla & Mirna: "What's that?"

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    You are such a hand model.
    This is our corner!
    I don't come cheap!
    It's not really beauty tips...it's first aid (or something along those lines!)

    ^^Oswald and Danny^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by katgib13;2297215;
    You are such a hand model.
    This is our corner!
    I don't come cheap!
    It's not really beauty tips...it's first aid (or something along those lines!)

    ^^Oswald and Danny^^
    They have the best lines. It also killed me every time they said "We stopped to buy some fruit." Just the way they said it. I love those two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katgib13;2297215;
    This is our corner!
    Even better, C&M didn't get that joke at all, so D&O told them they couldn't stay there because they "didn't get it". It went right over their heads (no pun intended Charla).
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    Quote Originally Posted by katgib13;2297215;
    You are such a hand model.
    This is our corner!
    I don't come cheap!
    It's not really beauty tips...it's first aid (or something along those lines!)

    ^^Oswald and Danny^^
    They're hilarious. I loved the thing about the bench. O & D: "We're working this bench." C & M: "OK, then we'll sleep on this bench." O & D: "There's no sleeping... you didn't get the joke." It was so funny.
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    Mat Chat Comments:

    About Ian's constant talking"

    Danny: "You put a quarter in it and you get a looooonnngg ride on him!"

    About the ticketing strategy by Oswald in Africa:

    Danny: "I didn't pick him just because he is pretty!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyaltyBuff;2299076;
    Mat Chat Comments:

    About Ian's constant talking"

    Danny: "You put a quarter in it and you get a looooonnngg ride on him!"

    About the ticketing strategy by Oswald in Africa:

    Danny: "I didn't pick him just because he is pretty!"
    Oswald does seem very efficient and I agree with Danny that he is a very good spokesperson.

    More Mat Chat lines from O&D, mostly from Danny this time:

    Danny - “And then you’re gonna see some butt kicking.”
    Oswald - “Yeah.”
    Danny - “And then we won’t stop for fruit. And then I’ll hit Mirna over the head with it. Bamm.. opps, I’m sorry I didn’t see you down there!”

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    Phil: "Charla and Mirna, as winners of this leg of the race, you win a 12 foot catamaran!"

    C & M - staring blankly at Phil, look blankly at each other, then back at Phil "Huh? What's that?"

    Phil "It's a boat"

    C & M ...crickets chirping....and then the obligatory "Yay, yay, yay" With the jumping up and down option in place as well.

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