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    Me gusta manzanilla La Gitana's Avatar
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    You can get mad cow disease from touching raw meat.

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    By saying "Where is the boos station?" Spanish-speaking people can understand the whole sentence just because you said "boos"

    See also emergencia

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    Quote Originally Posted by dfleming2
    By saying "Where is the boos station?" Spanish-speaking people can understand the whole sentence just because you said "boos"

    See also emergencia
    The "boos" thing was killing me!

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    HAHA hilarious one about the boos

    I learned that CBS liked to play with our minds by adding words like MAY be eliminated!

    I also learned that God must have had a free schedule during that leg.

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    When traveling around the world. Make sure you can tollerate the person with whom you are traveling.

    The recent Alison and Donny interview in TV. Guide confirmed this assumption.
    Never Play Leap Frog With A Unicorn

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    Quote Originally Posted by nairb247
    These are the things I have learned so far during these season of the Amazing Race.

    1. Hookers don't know where night clubs are. They don't go to them because they are working.

    2. Fast feet and quick hands does not mean you have to shove your hand up a cows ass.

    3. Finishing first in leg one is a good sign you will finish last in leg two. (See season 4 also)

    4. Everyone in South America accepts U.S. dollars. The reasons are pretty obvious.

    5. Get a group of dogs together and most likely sex breaks out.

    6. Get a group of young people dancing in foam and most likely sex will at least try to break out.

    7. Apparently even when in another country the locals are still foreigners.

    Feel free to continue the list.

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    If you're about to be hugged, remember that a woman smells better after chasing live cattle in a pasture than she does after carrying raw beef.

    Also, #4 should be "Americano Delores."

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    - If Phil is raising an eyebrow and looks particularly depressed, chances are you're still in the game!

    - Saying "Our only chance is that there is a team behind us" in a race isn't as revealing as it might sound.

    - If you and another team are in the same taxi and neither will budge, it's probably faster to rock-paper-scissors for the spot, and immediately start looking for another cab if you lose.

    - Spending extra time gambling/tango dancing after a detour is the Amazing Race equivalent of playing with fire. You look really cool doing it, until you get burned.
    "The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy."
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    I have learned that:

    Whining, crying and sobbing while carrying 100 lbs of raw beef will automatically make you into a total LOSER when the "little person" ends up carrying it further than you did, without mincing a single word.
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    Don't carry meat with your bare hands, you may get mad cow's disease.

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