Great work, Cali! One of the things I always love about your recaps is how they hit the ground running with a great zinger. Zach the Alcoholic got me in the right frame of mind this time around. Other funny quotes:

the editors were tired of having their ears bleed every week
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Were they abused by a puppet in their youth? ( Such a visual image on that one!)
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Teri dresses in a lovely baked potato outfit and they camp out. ()
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Yes, THEIR cab
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“Wheeeeerrrreeeee do I buuuuyyyyyyy ticccccccckkkkkkkets?” ()
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“Yeah, but look at my boobs and maybe you’ll forget all that” (usually works on me... )
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Fortunately for me, I get a good cleavage shot.
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It’ 25 freakin whatevers. Jeez woman shut up! ()
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I’m afraid of Speed 2, but only because it took place on an ocean liner and was possibly the worst sequal ever made.
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They thank my dog.
I think this may have been the funniest recap yet, Cali. I was laughing out loud throughout. And tell your daughter I agree. Jill looks different every week, but she's always beautiful.

Very nice job!