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    Jasmine Trias & Sam Milby NBCDaytimeFan's Avatar
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    What are your favorite TAR quotes?

    TAR contestants are some of the funniest people on TV and they say some of the funniest things and they aren't even actors and its all unscripted!

    What are some of the funny or unusual quotes that stick out in your mind?



    For me, I have a few, they might not be exact quotes, word for word, but they're just from my memory
    TAR2:
    Wil: "I'm not a miner!"
    Tara: "I know! You're an idiot!"

    Tara: "Wil, you're AN IDIOT!" (said about 50 times)
    *remembering Tara calling Wil an idiot all the time makes me think about all the times Ren calls Stimpy "EEE-diot"

    TAR3:
    Ken: "We might be up the crick ... we might be up the mountain without a bobsled for gosh sakes"

    Teri: "My pants are falling down!"
    Ian: "I think this is more important than your pants falling down."
    Teri: "Oh you think so?"
    Ian: "Yeah, I think so."

    John Vito: "Did you see how I stopped it? With my face!"

    Teri: "EYE-an. EYE-AN! Schmuck"

    Ian: "You're unzipped. You're unzipped. "You're unzipped"
    Teri: "THEN ZIP IT!"

    Flo: "Why did you have to take your pants off?!?"

    TAR4:
    Jon: "This feels like a slippery -----"
    Kelly: "I want to touch one!"

    That's all I can remember, post your faves!

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    Derek & Drew:

    "When you get off that camel, I'm kicking your ass."

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    The camel ass-kicking was TAR1 Kevin & Drew

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    Yeah, I meant Kevin & Drew, sorry. Not the twins.

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    Derek & Drew:
    u have a compass disability and it's severe
    Oh Brothers:
    just pretend there's dozens of glazed dognuts @ the bottom
    Tara & Wil"
    -I'm not a miner
    -i know ur not.U r an idiot.

    just can think about those right away,absolutely,there's way much more
    Nancy & Emily,"Cha-Cha-Cha",Blake & Paige,
    "Oh Brothers","Wonder Twins","JV & J"- r my favor TAR teams.
    C'mon,CBS,bring them all back for an All-Star TAR
    TAR RULES!

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    Kevin and Drew
    "Swing you fat bastard."

    Danny and Oswald
    "When we walked into the mall it was like we heard angels singing."
    "You better watch your mouth sunshine."-Daryl Dixon

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    Re: What are your favorite TAR quotes?

    Originally posted by NBCDaytimeFan
    Teri: "My pants are falling down!"
    Ian: "I think this is more important than your pants falling down."
    Teri: "Oh you think so?"
    Ian: "Yeah, I think so."

    John Vito: "Did you see how I stopped it? With my face!"

    TAR4:
    Jon: "This feels like a slippery -----"
    Kelly: "I want to touch one!"
    I have to say the constant argument between Will and Tara and the rudeness of Ian are both classic. And yes I still remember that " pants' falling down" conversation between Ian and Teri.

    I was also shocked to hear kelly asked Jon how it felt like holding the eel, and Jon said it's like a slippery pen**, but what suprising me the most is kelly said " I want to touch one"

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    I have to add

    TAR4:
    Jon (to Reichen & Chip): "Don't cut or I'll punch your eye out!"

    Chris (to Amanda): "COME ON FLO!"

    Steve: "We're fat, we're forty..."
    Debra: "But we're fun!"

    Amanda: "He's a little jerk, but I still love him."

    Steve (of Steve & Dave): "Green Peace showed up and told us to stop throwing whales off the tower."

    Kelly: "Are you retarded? How many Beethovens do you think there are in the world?" (It seemed like she saying that Beethoven is still alive )

    Millie: "I wasn't even going to touch you until you slammed my head backwards."

    from next week's episode, Jaree: "Don't touch my boob or I'll throw you off this train!"

    TAR3:
    Gerard: "We should abort! ... We should abort, we should abort, we should abort."
    or it could have been:
    Gerard: "We should abort! ... Mission abort, mission abort, mission abort."

    Flo: "I can't believe we got beaten by two old, retired people."

    Teri (after riding the basket bikes, sarcastically): "Well THAT was fun."
    -The way she said it and the look on her face always cracks me up.

    Zach: "Flo, Flo, Flo ... why are you screaming at me like I'm some kind of an a****le?"
    Flo: "Because you are!" :mad:

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    My faves are...

    TAR 3
    Michael: Luckily, our car happened to break down in front of a nice hotel.

    Jill: (After lying to Teri) Oh my gosh... we are so going to hell for that!

    and... of course.... the classic....

    Ken: Just imagine there's a dozen glazed donuts at the bottom!
    (Or something like that.)
    2003-2008.

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    TAR 3

    "I even got mud on my glitter shirt!"
    (... or something like that)

    Danny
    (Danny & Oswald)

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