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    Re: Lance & Keri-TAR 15

    Three puke salute--Lance, this is for you...
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    Re: Lance & Keri-TAR 15

    Quote Originally Posted by queenb;3717626;
    Three puke salute--Lance, this is for you...
    So true - right on!!! He is a real jerk - run don't walk away.......!

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    Forest Gump said it best "stupid is as stupid does". This team demonstrates that well. The guy is a jerk on top of being stupid. The woman is high strung and dumb. What a pair. Too bad they weren't eliminated, but I'll bet they will be soon.

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    When Phil mocked Lance's lions/gazelles remark at the pit stop, I laughed out loud. Of course, Lance - the big dunderhead that his is - didn't even realize that he was being put down.
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    I loved when they were running around frantically looking for their clue when everyone other single team had simply unscrewed the bullet and taken out the postage stamp. Not to mention Keri insisting they were already in Ho Chi Mien City at the beginning and looking around for the puppet theater.
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    I looked at his law office website since I had a hard time believing this "self-made trial attorney" could pass his LSATs, much less the Massachusetts bar exam, but I guess he did. It looks like a good part of his practice is in defense of under the influence cases.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Florimel;3719059;
    It looks like a good part of his practice is in defense of under the influence cases.
    Long day at work and an even longer afternoon with the dentist. I quickly glances at your last sentence and thought is said Denfense Against the Dark Arts. Well he is jerk enough to get that position at Hogwarts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hcw;3719102;
    Long day at work and an even longer afternoon with the dentist. I quickly glances at your last sentence and thought is said Denfense Against the Dark Arts. Well he is jerk enough to get that position at Hogwarts.
    Oh, that is FUNNY, hcw. I can see him as Gilderoy Lockhart, all talk and posturing, but clueless and so impressed with himself.
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    Wow, can Lance make any more of an ass out of himself on television? These two are so clueless it's ridiculous!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimento;3713198;
    he's a nasty piece of carbon based materials
    Ditto that!

    I loathe peeps who lay the blame on everyone else but themselves. He had the bullet in his hand and went running around like a chicken with his head cut off looking for the dang clue, which was in his hand.

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