David & Mary are gone, so there's no more listening to "If you'da jest follower'd what I was sayin', David, we'da come in first! I could jest kill ya David, iffin' I didn't love ya so darn much!"
Who's left that really, really grates on your nerves? For me, it's Charla & Mirna. I can't tolerate that loud witch and her midget cousin. That's right, I said midget. As in midget wrestling, midget tossing, or "that Charla is a midget." You'll not find any politcal correctness here, people. As you know it's not my style. Now, will the people from S.H.O.R.T. (Society Honoring Only Really Teeny) write and complain? My email is waiting, bring it on!
They're Leavin' On A Jet Plane
You know, this is probably just me, but I'd like to see how they spend the money as they race. Do they buy food? Do they spend it all on taxis and/or bribes? Do they pick up souvenirs? Do they use it at "massage" parlors?
Rob Kan't Spel
Rob misspells "Philippines" on his sign like this "Phillipeans". All I can figure out is that maybe he was trying to spell it like the book in the New Testament "Philippians" as I am sure he's a good Catholic boy and everything.
Eric & Danielle find the Nautilus building first, thanks to Danielle's magic boobs.
Uchenna & Joyce put their pole up for judging (hee, that sounds sort of dirty, if you're of a twisted enough mind) and are told that it's not right, either.
I wish Charla would go punch her right in the kneecaps.
The End Of The World As We Know It...And I Feel Fine
Whether they mean not to get pregnant or not to be babies themselves remains unsolved.
Charla & Mirna catch up, and Mirna sorts mail because she is a bitch and doesn't think Charla can do anything.
Ugh, I detested Patrick, what a worm. Their letter says "Don't trust you-know-who". Who, Lord Voldemort? I mean, they can't even invoke the names of who they really mean, Rob & Amber? Stupid constantly-tucking-his-hair-behind-his-ear Patrick.
I'm sure that your deceased grandmother would love your potty-mouth, Mirna.
Rob is still looking for their letter, finds it, and it's from that punk Patrick and his mom again. It says that he hopes the letter finds them broke, hungry, lost and in last place. Well, he got one out of the four right.
Mirna grabs Charla's hand like she's a 6 year old, and Charla face plants right into the ground. I admit it, I laughed.
The previews for next week show a rat the size of Charla!