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    Pic 1:
    Mom: I can bring home the bacon....fry it up in the pan
    Carissa: That's a sparkly stone!
    Dad: Da** my wife is hot! And strong!
    Billy: Look at me! Look at me!

    Pic 2:
    I don't think I have time for a quickie.....

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    Pic 1: While Mom pushes the car, Billy and Dad cheer her on by dancing around and singing a chorus of "The Wheels on The Car Go Round and Round".

    Meanwhile, Carissa plots her team's next major strategic move by drawing maps and doing some advanced calculus in the dirt.





    Pic 2: Unrolling one of her bags, Christine is surprised to find a man in a funny hat lying inside. He's a leprechaun, who offers her three wishes for releasing him. Her first wish is that her sisters respect her opinions more. Her second wish is that the Paulos shut up. Her third wish is for A HUNDRED MORE PINK T-SHIRTS!
    Last edited by Krom; 10-28-2005 at 02:13 AM.

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    Pic 2: How do I apply for a cushy science job like this? I want to lay in a hammock all day doing nothing but still be called a scientist and get paid!"
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    Pic One: Oh, I never should have done all the shooters last night.

    Pic two: Trade ya.
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    Pic 1: In one of the most challenging Roadblocks in TAR history, Mama Gaghan attaches the bumper to complete the full assembly of a 15 passenger van.

    Billy: "I want to drive! I want to drive!"
    Carissa: "I believe I have proven the Riemann Hypothesis!"
    Bill: "I wonder if we can bolt a jet engine onto this puppy."

    Pic 2:

    Christine: "Now, what kind of scientist are you again?"
    Science Dude: "I'm an herbalist man. Want some herb?"

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    1: Billy: "Dad, we really need to teach the girls not to take 'kiss my backside' bumper stickers so literally."
    Carissa: "ptooey, ptooey"

    2: *scientist thinking*...I've discovered a new species! The female, Polish-American, screeching loon!
    Last edited by LastTrain; 10-31-2005 at 01:45 PM.

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    Alternate #1:

    Carissa: "Mom, you stay in and block the big guy. Dad and Billy, go long. On three. Break."

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    Since my last attempts (upthread) didn't elicit as much as even a chuckle, I feel compelled to try again!

    Pic 1: As Mama Gaghan pushes their van out a ditch, Carissa looks in the dirt for Daddy's balls.

    Pic 2: Christine, showing herself to be the most desperate of Team Desperate Housewives, makes an interesting proposition to a bum on the beach. "But lady," he answers, " there's no way to DO that in a hammock."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krom
    Since my last attempts (upthread) didn't elicit as much as even a chuckle, I feel compelled to try again!

    Pic 1: As Mama Gaghan pushes their van out a ditch, Carissa looks in the dirt for Daddy's balls.


    You got more than a chuckle from me this time. Good one!
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