Phil (the host) wearing a blue shirt and short pants standing on a L.A. beach told us about tonight's episode on the Outback of Australia. Then the screen showed us Annoying Jon got ready for the dune buggy while it flipped over, causing Kelly screaming OMG! OMG! OMG! as she and the crew ran to rescue Jon only to find out Jon is eaten by a crocodile! O.K., no, I added the italic part myself, totally fictional. To find out what happened, you have to watch tonight's episode.
Meanwhile, just by luck of draw and pure coincidence (oh, you think! ), Phil just happened to run into the Goats and Reichen/Chip on the beach too! Reichen was wearing a black cap and a white shirt + has the look/feel of a pro tennis player [you know, dressed up accordingly to sponsors] all over him. That's not surprising, this guy can run for Mr. World. What shocks me is Chip! OMG!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tian, I hate you! Get your hands off him, NOW! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Chip has been assimilated by Tian! Chip is wearing a Ducati! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not this one...this is so gay! Wait, he is gay all right, LOL O.K., calm down folks, it's not the heels that I am talking about... Chip was wearing a green shirt with DUCATI clearly marked on it. It's reasonable to suspect Tian has something to do with this now that she is in L.A. and is about to carry out her plan to assassinate Chip so that she can have Reichen all for herself...
Back to the beach, while teams are standing on the beach, two big red buzzes have been set up for the two teams to compete against each other. Teams must press the buzz in order to answer questions that Phil will be asking. Only the team who pressed the buzz first may answer.
Topic: Australian slangs
First question: What does this expression ”White Pointers” means?
Reichen hit the buzz first! [The goats were frozen]
Reichen: alligator teeth
Phil: Wrong! The correct answer is: Topless female sunbathing!
The Goats: Wow and laughs
David: Looking at Chip and Reichen: “That’s why they didn’t know that!”
Chip looked so intense [ a la the pain he had on that Korean cab where he lashed out], he kept pushing the buzz as though wanting a right of reply or more like: “Quick, shoot the next question!” His face looked as though he is more disgusted than eating live octopus in Seoul when he heard Phil’s answer. Reichen was like: “How the hell would I know that! LOL, the goats are right about this after all.” Funny how straight guys would be disgusted to see two men intimate with each other, well, wait till you see how gay men react when they hear a ‘topless sunbathing female’!!!
Second Question: What is “Ankle Biters”?
Chip hit the buzz.
Phil: Chip and Reichen:
Chip: Small child
Phil: That’s correct!
Chip looked like he could jump up to mount Everest, so happy! The Goats looked confused and had kind of grin on their face like how the hell they know that? Hey David, I’ll tell you why, because gay men are smarter! LOL