Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

We've had these threads before, but since this season has returning racers, thought it would be fun to capture them in one thread, rather than the individual team threads. We know them so well and I think that makes their comments or line more humerous!

I know that sometimes just reading this kind of thread makes for some good laughs.

Many lines from Danny and Oswald already (shocker, right??) are captured in their individual thread, but I'll start with the apparent mantra for the TAR overall thread:

"Less martinis, more cardio!"

Should be fun!

RB

Kevin and Drew
something about Peru, but they really were in Ecuador

Oswald: "My face feels like it's going through menopause"

Not exact quotes but paraphrases

Charla: "Did you see, I outran Drew!"

Teri: "I wonder if they have a nickname for us"
Ian: "I think we should be called the Big Kahunas"

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Originally Posted by RoyaltyBuff;2249274;

We've had these threads before, but since this season has returning racers, thought it would be fun to capture them in one thread, rather than the individual team threads.

Many lines from Danny and Oswald already (shocker, right??) are captured in their individual thread, but I'll start with the apparent mantra for the TAR overall thread:

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I agree, this is a better format to keep handy. Pretty much all Danny/Oswald lines are memorable, so here's the other three not already mentioned here:

“Keep stroking, I like it” in the car

“I always wanted to be a beautician” or something like that for the horse grooming roadblock

“Don’t you have like a cable channel?” when meeting Rob & Amber

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When did Danny and Oswald say this????
Thanks, Helen

Many lines from Danny and Oswald already (shocker, right??) are captured in their individual thread, but I'll start with the apparent mantra for the TAR overall thread:

"Less martinis, more cardio!"

Should be fun!

RB[/QUOTE]

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Originally Posted by luvclayseyes;2252367;

When did Danny and Oswald say this????
Thanks, Helen

"Less martinis, more cardio!"

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Right after their initial run to the cars at the starting line, I believe Danny was breathing hard and Oswald made this comment to him about his regimen.

Mirna: "Must rapido, rapido!.... This is too little bit rapido..."

:rofl

Oswald (after the detour putting lugnuts on the wheel):
"My manicurist is going to be so mad at me"
AND
"I think I was a man in another life". :rofl

Dustin: KANDICE, COME ON!!
Kandice: ...I'm right here.