Best Lines of TAR 11 All Stars

[katgib13]

Mirna,trying to "bribe" the horse to behave as it kept going around Charla by saying, "Horsie, horsie, I've got sausage."

That was pretty funny! I got the impression the horse wasn't acting up to spite Charla, but to get away from Mirna! (Smart horse!)

[Justafan1]

D&O:

"Haaaaaaaaaating yoooooooouuuu!"

"Do we still love each other?

Don't even go there!"

[bbnbama]

D&O:

"Haaaaaaaaaating yoooooooouuuu!"

"Do we still love each other?

Don't even go there!"

I loved when he was saying that in a sing-song kind of way...

[CrossingGuard]

Charla: “They definitely don’t need a stairmaster in their country.”
Mirna: “You don’t need this many newspapers, it clutters your house and then you become a clutterbug.”
Mirna: “Stay out of drugs. Go to school. Be a professional. And you’re in good shape.”
Charla & Mirna: "Cookie?" (in their accents)

Danielle: “Every Roadblock that is designed for a guy, I am doing. And every Roadblock for a girl, Eric does. He’s a woman.”

Dustin or Kandice: "I smell Phil....."

(I got most of those quote from TAR All-Stars Wiki)

[twilite]

Danielle: "Why would they do that?" (when D+K yielded them)
Eric: "Because they're dirty pirate hookers."

That just cracked me up. That was the favorite insult during my freshman year of college, and to hear Eric use it slayed me.

[muggle]

Danny: "Who'd have thought I'd be in a sweatshop in Malaysia..."

[mswood]

I actually loved "Dirty Pirate Hookers". We used it all last year for very, very mild friendly insults.

I can't believe the negative reaction it has gotten. Danny calls Oswald a SOB twice, no comments. Eric quotes a film, and uproar.

I do think that Ladies and Gentlemen Miss California was this seasons best line so far. And not only that but he reaction from all the racers and the good sport that Dustin was.

Just the best vomit sequence the show has ever had.

[Slow Runner]

I am new to the forum i.e. first post. However, I think most anything D&O say is great.

[katgib13]

I am new to the forum i.e. first post. However, I think most anything D&O say is great.

to the Fort!

[Mikesgal]

Okay, I have to ask, since I've heard this expression a few times lately. What, exactly, is 'a dirty pirate hooker'?