Favorite Quotes

[blah]

hey FORTers! what your favorite quotes this season??

so far mine would be:

"If she didnt have a boyfriend I would spank her butt too" -- eric or jeremy, not sure which..

"We're gonna lose because of this, we're gonna lose because of this" with Wanda's freaked out mode in the water

[Jelani]

Joseph calling Lake "Scott Peterson" XD!!...classic!

Lake to Michelle "Don't second guess me" Yea...because you are always correct..

"I just peed my pants! Hurry up! I"m peeing in my pants! Thank you Jesus!"
If you dont know what team said that...you havent been watching..XD

[Twiddler]

"Oh look! It's Ken and Barbie! Oh....but that's NEW Ken. He must be anatomically correct." - BJ or Tyler at the begginning of the first episode while driving, talking about Joeseph and Monica who were in the car behind them.

[Sefiee]

I love this quote in Russia with the dolls...
"Blame it on Ray and Yolanda's Dumb Detour" - Jeremy
"Y'all should have picked your own damn detour" - Yolanda

[NBCDaytimeFan]

From episode 3:
Michelle: "Dang it! That just killed my ass"

Desiree: "I'm going to pee my pants!"

Joseph: "This guy is haulin' balls"

Monica: "All I know is Russian people drink and smoke a whole lot"

Fran: "Do the dive we learned. Nope you didn't learn it well enough"

Wanda: "El trunk?"
Desiree: "He's Russian, not Spanish Mom"

From episode 2:
Eric: "We got to make the girls happy so we can get into their pants later."

Joni: "I'm so fat I'm just going down!"

Eric: "Too bad she has a boyfriend... I'd spank her butt too."

Jeremy: "I can't wait to slip on my speedo."

Monica: "You get a big kiss when you get up here."

Eric: "Do you know how cranky I am right now Phil?!? I'm going to smack you woman!"

[go trees!]

My favorite:

Lake- "I'm Lake. Like the ocean."
Ray- "I'm Ray. Like the sun."

Reminds me of the first episode of season 6 when Jonathan said something along the lines of "With my blue and your yellow, we're superheroes" to Bolo (He had the colors switched around. He was wearing yellow and Bolo was wearing blue) and Bolo's face was like "Uh. Right."

[shawn888]

Yolanda: Cathedrals are usually biiggg!!

[William13]

During the first episode Barry said that he and Fran were not worried because "We've been competing against younger people our whole lives".
Does that mean that as a newborn he was competing against preemies while in the nursery?

[blah]

"Santa..!" - one of the Hippies, that was sooo hilarious!

"Find the gnome and bring it home" and "Bye gnome!!" - Hippies again..

"Dont you damn it me!" - Desiree

[Mrs Cwebb]

Its been mentioned, but

"Lake, like the ocean."