Favorite Quotes

[shaynas_mom]

Krom - yes, thanks for reminding me about the "Spanglish" thing. I believe, though, that she said both things, first about the accent (and that stuck in my mind, because it was such an odd thing for Desiree to say to someone who simply just has an accent). Then about the Spanglish thing right after that.

To be honest, I'm surprised I remember anything anymore. Thanks to all on here who remember for me!

[LiVvV]

"Santa!"

[redjdv]

Wanda & Desiree asking the German cab driver
"How do you say fast in German?" And he answered "schnell."
Obviously he understood "fast" in English to answer.
I don't know why this strikes me funny but it did.

[Jelani]

Wasn't the actual quote something along the lines of "Mom, why do you have to speak 'Spanglish'?"

Actually she first said what you Quoted. Then afterwards she told her mom that It was harder for people here to understand her accent(don't know the quote directly..I was confused at the time as to why she would ask her mom about her accent...she is latino after all..of course she has an accent)

So techinally you were both right..XD

[kimrs]

I love all of the ones that have been listed above. I just wanted to add:

After they have FINISHED reading the clue that tells them to go to the airport to catch a plane to Stutgart, either Eric or Jeremy asks "How do we get there?" (to Stutgart)
IDIOTS!

[Kay118]

Eric or Jeremy: "This is one of Phil's turtlenecks." (Ep5, laundry detour)

[marybethp]

Eric or Jeremy (can't remember who did the challenge): These greeks are ripped!

[NBCDaytimeFan]

EPISODE 05

Lori: "KICK ASS! We're going to Italy."

Joseph: "We need tickets to Palomino."
Monica: "No Joseph"
Joseph: "How do we say it?"
Monica: "Pa-lermo"

*Jeremy checking his hair*
Eric: "You're hair looks fine."

Barry: "Drivin' like an Italian, man."

Jeremy: "This is one of Phil's turtlenecks"

Barry: "I don't even know if these kids know what a clothespin is"

Lori: "We're not the athletic peoples."

Jeremy: "Remember its a statue of a man. You know, I can take off my shirt and show you guys. Check me out dude... like this. *pose* Those Greek guys were ripped."

Phil: "Geez, you think you could be, maybe, a little more excited?"

Lake: "Kiss me darned... sugar blossom."

Dani: "They're hicks from the south and they're jerk-offs"

Phil: (to Lake) "Rise my friend."

[NBCDaytimeFan]

From CBS.com video:

Yolanda: "I call Lake 'the mountain man' becuase he just seems like the type of person that would come out of his cabin and shoot you with a big rifle and be like 'What are you doin' on my property... He's just crazy! But good crazy.'"

[blah]

Fran:"hello? hello?"
Barry:"he's not going to answer"
Fran:"hello? hello?"

Barry refering to the groundskeeper: "he's on the ground. GROUNDSkeeper."