
Originally Posted by
roseskid But remember, don’t drink and drive, just drink and post.
I can’t help but feel that comment was in reply to someone off camera asking, “So, isn’t Jonathan an abusive jerk? How do you feel about the way you and Kris treat each other in comparison?”
Notice I put Victoria’s name first? That’s for you, Jonathan...thought it may help push you over the edge. From now on, you’re only mentioned after Victoria, got it? It’s so easy to misuse recapper power, isn’t it? sneer...
After much bickering, Victoria and Jonathan decide to Fly Behind. I hoped there would be a third choice of Fall Far Behind, but guess not.
They take off with Victoria in the boat, Jonathan on the raft. I sit upright. Well, this could get interesting...my imagination takes over, as I hope to see Jonathan get eaten by sharks, snapping turtles, or any other ocean creature who is just as sick of him as me. But I’m just not that lucky. Either that, or marine creatures don’t want him either.
Sounds like Hayden has taken Jonathan’s course on “How to Blame Others for All Your Problems, 101”.
Rebecca says she does love Adam, but that isn’t enough to make a relationship work, adding she doesn’t want to be his mother anymore. I’m surprised she signed up for the job in the first place. You’d think the diapers and daycare would be enough to put you off, but I guess some ladies like that.
Adam puts himself in time-out because apparently there wasn’t a boat he could threaten to jump from, or railroad tracks he could lay down on. I am, however, at a loss as to why he didn’t find a plane to taxi over him.
As is clearly seen in the taxi, Freddy’s forehead is sporting three small gashes from the gate fiasco. I wonder how long it will be until we see him on Dr. 90210, or Extreme Makeover getting the plastic surgery he will so desperately need in order to resume his career?
By the way, tonight’s “baby” count was 43 (yes, I spent my precious time counting), so it may not be such a good idea to drink every time it’s uttered...perhaps every other.