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  1. 07-14-2004, 10:20 AM #1
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    Things I have learned

    These are the things I have learned so far during these season of the Amazing Race.

    1. Hookers don't know where night clubs are. They don't go to them because they are working.

    2. Fast feet and quick hands does not mean you have to shove your hand up a cows ass.

    3. Finishing first in leg one is a good sign you will finish last in leg two. (See season 4 also)

    4. Everyone in South America accepts U.S. dollars. The reasons are pretty obvious.

    5. Get a group of dogs together and most likely sex breaks out.

    6. Get a group of young people dancing in foam and most likely sex will at least try to break out.

    7. Apparently even when in another country the locals are still foreigners.

    Feel free to continue the list.
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  2. 07-14-2004, 10:26 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by nairb247
    These are the things I have learned so far during these season of the Amazing Race.

    1. Hookers don't know where night clubs are. They don't go to them because they are working.

    2. Fast feet and quick hands does not mean you have to shove your hand up a cows ass.

    5. Get a group of dogs together and most likely sex breaks out.

    7. Apparently even when in another country the locals are still foreigners.
    Classic!
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  4. 07-14-2004, 03:18 PM #4
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    8. Alison & Donny do NOT make for good reality tv. :phhht
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    If you don't know where you are going and the locals don't know where the place is located or don't understand you, they are stupid foreigners.
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    when speaking in their language doesn't seem to work, speak in english very slowly to be understood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joeguy
    when speaking in their language doesn't seem to work, speak in english very slowly to be understood.
    Be sure to add a generic non-American accent to your slowly-spoken English sentences...


    Great thread nairb247!
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  9. 07-14-2004, 04:55 PM #9
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    HAHA that made me laugh!!! I can't wait to here Charla and Mirna speak Russian or other languages. They speak other languages like for example when someone speaks french like:
    I want te le go to le bathroom... something like that lol
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  10. 07-14-2004, 05:15 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by nairb247
    7. Apparently even when in another country the locals are still foreigners.

    Feel free to continue the list.


    My husband said the exact thing last night...
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