Those who never made it...

[audiomaster]

This is funny... I stumble upon it accidentally...

Teams Who Aren't On 'The Amazing Race 4'

Earl & Nadine: Neighbors Fighting Over Property Boundaries

Pasquale & Robert: Mugger and Victim

Amelia & Courtney: Allergic to Cats / Both Have Size 9 Feet

Delia & Hutch: Hobo Grifters

Tiffany & Amber: Cousins of Pop Stars

Tiny & Lamar: Shared A Cell In Prison

Darth and Luke: Estranged Father & Son

Gloria & Margaret: Alcoholic Wives of Senators

Dave & Jeremy: Nailed Eachothers' Moms

Moonhawk & Straightrazor: Fighter Pilots

Ginger & Rose: Diseased Strippers

Aurek & Bronislaw: Homophobic Immigrant Carpenters

Gabriel & Tycho: Inventors of the Fruit-fucker 2000

Miss Hamilton & Timmy: Regularly Spend Detentions Together

Bruce & Dick: Eccentric Millionaire and Embittered Ward

Janice & Carl: Grade School Teachers Having An Extramarital Affair

Bob & Katie: Tantric Sex Enthusiasts

Ruger & Hinrich: Former Nazi Prison Camp Guards

John & Jane: Witness Relocation Program Participants

Ramona & Sue: Lesbian Ultimate Fighting Tag Team Champs

Cecil & Philbert: Incontinent Elderly Men

Garth & Lisa: Met In Trauma Unit After Both Suffered Brain Hemorrhage While Watching 9pm Showing of Magnolia at the Evergreen Meadows Mall in Poughkeepsie.

Matt & Ben: Dating

[haejin]

[audiomaster]

The things people do to describe themselves...

To get on The Amazing Race...

Hope you FORT-ers don't make the same mistake when submitting your application forms... !

(I will have make up this too ! )

[Luna]

Man, this is really good...