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    From the corner of my eye Jewelsy's Avatar
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    Maria

    Maria

    DOB: October 18, 1964
    Age: 42
    Occupation: Photographer
    Current Residence: Playa Del Rey, CA
    Education: BA, North Carolina School of the Arts
    Ever Married: Once, May 1989, 2 years
    Kids: None

    Maria is a modern, confident woman who has no problem asking men out on dates – just as long as they are in their 30's to 50's. However, she does fall in love easily and can be aggressive when in relationships. At the age of 42, she's now sure of two things: she's glad she's not in her 20's and that really good-looking men don't quite cut it in the boudoir.















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    Re: Maria

    Hm, Maria looks au natural which is rather refreshing after all the other plastic Barbies on this show. Being a photographer, maybe they'll give her a camera and let her sneak around snapping photos of the other women in compromising positions.
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    Re: Maria

    She needs her hair trimmed. Pronto.
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    Re: Maria

    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy;2431108;
    She needs her hair trimmed. Pronto.
    That's what I thought. She's very attractive but I want to whack her ends.
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    Re: Maria

    hair needs to be cut...but actually she looks good...one of the few I think that haven't had any Plastic work done....good for her
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    Re: Maria

    I don't know, I still see evidence of a silicone chest. But she is one of the more realistic looking women.
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    Re: Maria

    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy;2431108;
    She needs her hair trimmed. Pronto.
    Yes, Maria needs a haircut! But I think she is the most attractive out of the cougars. And she certainly does not look her age!

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    Re: Maria

    She looks good for her age . She appears as though she may be sweeter than some.
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    Re: Maria

    Additional profile/bio information added to first post.
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    Re: Maria

    Boy, these bio writeups are as lame as the photos. I'm definitely thinking this show is going to be serious snark fodder.

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